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Savior? Chapter 9: It's Epiphany not Tiffany

2008-11-29T13:29:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: The following is raunchy and vulgar. If you’re faint of heart or have a respect for Christianity please don’t read. If you don’t have a sense of humor of any kind please don’t read. If you don’t give a shit and find many things funny and find that life shouldn’t always be taken seriously then this is for you.

There’s a flash of bright light and when it fades I see Holy Spirit. “Sup man. That is fucking hot by the way.” Spirit snaps its fingers and I turn back into a man. As I do, my newly returned erect penis pokes Fiery Bomb in the mouth and I cum like a fountain in her face. She screams and blindly runs hard into a wall and falls down on the floor. Everybody freaks out and runs out of the room while Spirit laughs its ass off. (I guess I forgot to tell you that Holy Spirit is neither male nor female but somewhere in between. It’s kind of weird honestly.)“Now that is a fucking Holy facial. Catholics should consider doing that for communion from now on. I know I would convert. Listen I’ve got to get you the fuck out of here. God is on His way. I think He might have found the loophole in the Nevada Contract and He is mightily pissed off at us both. Get dressed and I’ll go get Lucifer and Michael. Meet me out front ASAP.”
I’m still partially in shock over the whole thing. I am pleased I finally got to experience an act of sex. I’m probably still considered a virgin but some day I’ll get to put my little Jesus into a vagina. I manifest a robe and teleport to the front of the Bunny Ranch. I stand next to the gang and Lucifer asks, “What the fuck just happened and what is going on?”“It’s simple Lucifer,” says Spirit, “we’re about to be proper-fucked by the Almighty. He’s coming and He’s Old Testament pissed. Oh and you should have seen our boy here cum in that bitch’s face. Fucking priceless!”“Aww, no shit. Did you turn him back right at the moment of ejaculation?”“I sure did. She was freaked-the-fuck-out too. She was like, ‘Holy shit! I can’t see and shit!’ and she ran into a fucking wall and knocked herself out.”“Wow. Our boy has definitely grown up. We did good Spirit.”
“Wait a minute,” I say. “We did good? You were both responsible for this whole mess weren’t you?”Lucifer and Spirit both nod and Spirit says, “I was bored and God never pays any attention to anything I do. So I traveled down to Hell and visited with Luce. We got to talking about shit and I told him that God was going to start the Apocalypse finally and Luce wasn’t really ready for it yet so we brainstormed and set it up for you to be a chick when He sent you down. I figured it would fuck up the whole shebang and I was right but what neither of us knew was what would happen during the whole fuck-up. And you Mr. Christ did some amazing and surprising things. But with all good things this shit is going to end and I’m thinking it won’t be pretty. So I suggest you figure out what side you’re going to be on and turn Michael back into an Archangel cause we’re going to need the firepower if you know what I mean.”We stand there in the quiet for several minutes. I turn Michael back and hope that this won’t get too ugly. I really don’t know what to think or say. I was duped into being a woman but it was the freest I’ve ever been. I loved sinning but I know that what I did was relatively forgivable. At least I hope so. A few more minutes pass when out of the distance this tall lanky man dressed in a white dress suit comes walking towards us. I know that it’s my Father and I hope that I’ll be able to talk Him down. He stops 30 ft. from us and stares for a little bit and no one says a word.
“Well, well, well. Two dipshits and two dumbasses. Lucifer I expected this out of you but Spirit should have known better. Jesus you should have listened and stayed put and Michael you should have prayed to Me when you were turned into a man. To say that I’m ashamed of all of you would be an understatement. So I’ll let each of you speak your case one at a time. Lucifer you first.”
“Ahem. Greetings Lord of the Universe it is I the Lord of the Damned. I’m here because I think You’re a giant prick even after all this time and You’ve treated Your son like a tool and he has had the time of his life these past few days. Deal judgment however You want but whatever You do leave Jesus alone. Pile all the punishment on Michael. I’m finished.”
“It is considered Lord of the Damned. Holy Spirit?”
“Look I agree with Lucifer. You’re a giant dick and I couldn’t give a shit what You do to me. People don’t know what the fuck I am and You never pay any attention to me anyways. So fuck you and the fucking Trinity. You got what You rightly deserved You ancient prick.”
“For what it’s worth Holy Spirit I apologize and will be somewhat lenient to you. Michael you’re next.”
“Umm, I’m sorry sir. I will accept whatever punishment You give me but know that I did in fact enjoy being human but I hope You will forgive my actions when I was one of them. I can see why they are Your treasures and how they easily fall into sin. I hope I can be Your best Archangel again someday.”
“You are of course forgiven My Archangel but you will fall to the lowest rank until your penance is fully served. You may leave now if you’d like Michael. Now, Jesus what do you have to say?”
I turn to Michael and give him a hug and tell him thanks. He tells me, “You’re welcome. I had fun and thought you were hot. I did masturbate to you while you were sleeping once. Sorry but the erection would not go away. But maybe someday we can do this again. Hope He goes light on you. See-ya upstairs.” He flies away and I’m left to my own thoughts. What do I tell my Father? I take a deep breath and begin my rant.
“I love You beyond comprehension and You know that. We haven’t always had the best relationship but You’ve always been there for me in one way or another. I hated having to be perfect for You all the damn time and I was especially pissed when You didn’t want me having sex with Mary Magdalena. I loved her Dad and I wanted to marry her but You had Your fucking plans and that wasn’t a part of them. I thought I was human and had a choice but that was just some elaborate illusion. That’s fucking bullshit. I was a double standard and it sucked and then You let me die. Sure it was for everyone’s sins but look what good it has done. People “except” me as their personal savior and continue doing what they were already doing. It’s all empty. Not to mention people are using religion for their own agendas still. You need to wake them all up and Revelations is not the answer. Fuck, Lucifer even agrees with that statement and he gets to rule for 1,000 years without interference. You need to help them out better than You have and I hope my little outburst can help You see that. You’re too damn controlling and want things to go according to Your divine plan. Well nothing ever goes according to plan, divine or otherwise. So swallow You’re pride and fix this entire mess, they deserve it. But I know You and You won’t do a damn thing and You’ll give me some rehearsed bullshit about how You can’t interfere anymore and blah blah blah. So fuck You and do what You will. I had a fucking blast and You shouldn’t punish anyone but me.”
God doesn’t say a thing and I think I see Him cry a little bit. He waves His hand and Lucifer and Spirit disappear and Him and I are transported to a white void.“Don’t worry I sent them both back home. I won’t punish them like you asked and I won’t punish Michael either. I won’t even extract any memories of what happened. You are right and you’ve always been right son. So I've decided that I'm going on a very long vacation and you’re going to be in charge indefinitely. Do what you will. If you have a good solution to help out the people of earth than do so. You have my complete blessing. You can even go get Mary Magdalena out of her level in Heaven to be with you if you want. I love you and I think this is the right thing to do. In fact nothing has ever felt this right before. I’ve already trashed the divine plan so now it’s up to you. I’ll see you again someday. Godspeed son.”
He gives me a big hug and a kiss on the forehead and disappears. I return to the throne room of Heaven and Mary Magdalena is there waiting for me.
“What’s going on?” she asks me.
“You’re going to want to sit down because it’s a long story.”

The End?

So ends Savior? after several longs months. But I have good news: I’m going to write a sequel to this for 2009. It will be called "Savior!" and will be about Jesus ruling Heaven with Mary and "fixing" humans. I can't wait. And this time I will get it all written BEFORE I start posting so that none of this will happen again. I do apologize for all the time lags between chapters. Like Jesus said nothing ever goes according to plan. Also for those that missed any chapters I'm going to post all nine chapters as one big blog with added commentary woven in the chapters. You'll get an insight in how Savior? came to be, how it was originally going to be written and what exactly inspired me to write it.
Well I hope you enjoyed this. It has definitely been a labor of love but I loved writing it. Who knew Jesus as a woman could be so much fun. On your way out be sure to have a Holy Facial done. I heard it’s all the rage now. –Rev. Jason Scott Cockrell

Savior? Chapter 8: Jesus Makes a Porno

2008-11-29T13:13:00.001-08:00

Savior? Chapter 7: Jesus Hates Fags?

2008-11-29T13:03:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: The following is raunchy and vulgar. If you’re faint of heart or have a respect for Christianity please don’t read. If you don’t have a sense of humor of any kind please don’t read. If you don’t give a shit and find many things funny and find that life shouldn’t always be taken seriously then this is for you.

Previously in Savior? I was told by the powers-that-be that this was the last Previously since everything is being finished today. I told them to go fuck themselves cause I quit and they could fucking write it themselves. They said that I would have to write it or else. I told them that they sucked because they had to hire me in the first place cause they were always fucking late with this pile of shit. They slapped me and kicked me in the balls for that statement. I’m calling a lawyer first thing tomorrow by the way you assholes! Last time this was posted Jesus went to some place in his head where he was confronted by John the Baptist and Jesus killed his fucking ass a second time. I was hoping Jesus would have decapitated his stupid ass like they did to him in the Bible but he went the pussy route and shot him. You know now that I think about it I really hate this Jesus guy. He’s a giant whiney ass mother fucker. Actually he doesn’t fuck anyone so I can't really call him that. What a circus freak. Anyways here’s the newest chapter and shit and I guess goodbye. I hope you miss me cause I sure won’t miss this shit. Fuck you all!

“Whoa, that was fucking sweet-ass. Thanks Toledo.” I tell him upon waking up from my dream of killing John the Baptist. Even though I didn’t get to enjoy the Jesus Christ Superstar I don’t care since now I’m finally free to do whatever I want.“Not a problem sweetie. Lucifer and that other guy are waiting for you in the car. I gave them one more blunt for the road. They said you’re going somewhere in Kansas to meet someone else, so have fun. And thanks for stopping by and come back soon, kay?”He hugs me and grabs my ass. I let him cause I’m in too good of a mood to care. I am finally free of my Father and nothing is going to stop me now.

***

Meanwhile in Heaven Sometime Ago Due to God Time…
“Alright Saiel this is the red light room. Since you’re a newly born angel, we send rookies in this room for long periods of time. It’s an easy job though. You sit on this chair, close the door and stare at this light bulb. If it turns on, which it has never done in six millennia, you must go directly to the All-Father about it. Got it, good. See you someday.”

My first job in Heaven as an angel! This is the most exciting day of my life! I have praised God for a long time now and I finally got the angel promotion! Words nor songs can not describe my elation right now!
5 hours later…
Holy golden cows! This is so boring! Sitting and staring, sitting and staring. I didn’t sign on for this! This is not what the recruiter talked to me about. He just said that the benefits were great and you get amazing vacations but he said nothing about sitting in a chair while being in the dark and staring at a little light bulb that NEVER GOES OFF!-Click-Oh crap, oh crap! It came on! Ok, ok just breathe. Remember my training and what that angel said. Go see God….wait, hold on. Is that a piece of paper sticking out? Yep. “If you are reading this and you are not God please stop doing so." –Hmmm- “The red light has turned on and that means Jesus has killed John and has went rouge. Expect the worst case scenario and go to DEFCON OMEGA. Thank you. Amen.” Whoa spit!
I fly as fast as I can and zoom past all of the checkpoints that protect God. I’ve got two Archangels and at least one Seraph and a Cherub on my tail. Holy crap in a halo!“My Lord! Sir I have urgent news! The red light came on and printed this out!” I yell as I’m tackled by the above mentioned four. A multi-eyed Throne comes over and takes the piece of paper to God. God reads it and booms, “This is devastating! Gabriel go to DEFCON OMEGA and unleash all able-bodied angels to earth and bring me Jesus before this gets any worse! And get me my Jasmine Tea! I’ve been waiting all morning and if I could curse out loud I would!”And of course being the rookie I have to go get the Jasmine Tea and miss out on the capture of Jesus. I hate being an angel. I knew I should have chosen the demotion of demon-hood instead.

***

Back to the intrepid trio’s journey in a stolen car…

“Ok so we’re going to go see this Pastor Fred Phelps who preaches at Westboro Baptist Church because why?” I ask Luce as we get back on the highway.“Well this guy interrupts the Bible in a very unique way and I think you should have a listen to his message. And you really don’t get much say in this because this is too important to miss. I thought about visiting the whack-jobs that worship Interstate 35 down in Texas but that’s out of our way so Westboro got chosen instead.”
The drive doesn’t take too long as we head to Lawrence, KS to the campus of KU as Westboro is protesting there today. Luce doesn’t tell me why and as we pull in I can clearly see what they’re protesting.“God Hates Fags! And if you’re a Fag He hates you too! KU is a haven for Fags and all who come here are Fags and Fag lovers!” They chant over and over again as they parade around an open field over by the practice fields. Across from them are people with signs like Westboro’s only theirs read: “God Hates Signs!” “God loves all including Fags.” and “KU hates Westboro!” And standing next to these normal people are those dressed as pirates with signs that read: “Everyone is touched by His Noodle, even Fags.” “God Hates Trans-fats!” “Our Heaven has beer, stripers and Fags.” and “Hungry? Eat pasta.” I was flabbergasted and speechless.“Well Jesus what do you think?” Luce asks me with a big ass grin.“I think we should go kick some ass sir.” Michael chimes in.“Let me go talk to Westboro and tell them I’m their Savior and that this is not what I want my people doing. I’ll go all Mark 21:12-17 on their asses.”I march up to the Phelps family and prepare to unload on them but they see me and start chanting, “Look everyone a whore approaches! Whores love Fags! Whores love Fags!” This pisses me off something fierce and I can tell this won’t be pretty.“It is written that my love is meant for all peoples good and bad, poor and rich but you are making my word meaningless by saying that I hate those that are homosexual. I say enough! You are no longer worthy of my love or for Heaven and you are to pay for your hate and the misleading of my people!”Luce nudges Michael and whispers, “This is going to be Biblical good.”The wind picks up around me as storm clouds set in and I rise above the Phelps. I soften the ground around their feet and let them sink a good 8 inches and solidify it again. These hate-mongers aren’t going anywhere. I smile as their faces begin to show fear and I say, “Enjoy hell you worthless piles of flesh. You’ve caused enough of it up here.” And with that I disintegrate all the Phelps present and lower myself back down. Luce and Michael run over to me and take me back to the car. The people that were watching don’t know what to do. Some run and some stand there in awe and in fear. A few even start bowing at me as we run by. We jump in the car and Luce squeals, “That was so fucking awesome! I can’t wait to torture those guys when I get home! Sweet Jesus that was fucking Leg-en-dary! God ain’t got nothin’ on Jesus! Wowza!”
I smile wearily at Luce as he continues to laugh with a glee I’ve never seen anyone have before. We drive off as fast as we can and Michael says, “They had that coming for a while Jesus. Well done.” I tell him thanks and pass out. I don’t wake up till Nevada.

To be continued…

The Cunt in the Hat by Rev. Jason S. Cockrell

2008-11-03T09:59:00.000-08:00

What and why I am doing this short story? Well when I was down in Branson with the family I nonchalantly said, “A cunt in a hat.” The conversation may have revolved around the fact that John McCain called his wife Cindy a cunt on TV many years ago. But why I said what I said will forever remain a mystery and since I said what I said it can never be un-said. So I went into my room and wrote out the original Cunt in a Hat story. In thirty minutes I crafted a tale of a cunt coming to see the Bush twins and helping them snort crack. I will post that someday soon but here is the new revised version to help bridge the gap between me finally finishing Savior? in the next few weeks. So if you like “The Cunt in the Hat” and want the unwritten sequel “The Cunt in the Hat Returns” then be sure to vote on November 4th for the next President. Whoever wins the Cunt will visit them in the sequel. Your vote counts! Kind of!

Disclaimer: This can be interrupted as rude and crude. So before you judge just realize that I’m using the British version of the word cunt and not the American vagina cunt. Enjoy.This sordid tale is dedicated to Mark Ciptak who named his newborn baby girl Ava Grace but then changed it to Sarah McCain Palin without telling his wife. Mr. Ciptak you are in fact the world’s biggest cunt. Congratulations on a job well done.Oh and Dr. Seuss I’m very sorry you're dead and that I’ve destroyed your wonderful story. But don’t worry though you’ll be able to get back at me when we see each other in hell. Wait a minute; I just realized that I won’t be going to hell after all. Natch.

The Cunt in the Hat

As the economy dived and the wars raged in other countries our country was becoming enraged.With our Presidental elections looming we are told we have but two choices, the zombie or “That one.”I sat there agape and finally said, “How I wish people would explore and find the answer staring at them in the face. A man named Ralph Nader and savior and an ace. Sigh.”But nobody would and so they continued to ignore the answer to all their problems.Instead they just chose to sit and watch sports and Bill O’Reilly shorts.And that’s when the door went “Knock!” and I ran to answer it.I opened it up to look who it was but all that was there was a painted wooden fist connected to a pole that reached into the sky.I went out and looked up and couldn’t believe what I saw.It was a pimped out black guy and a small stature cat waving at me from a blimp.“Ahoy young white man! I’m the Pimp in a Blimp and this here is the Cunt in the Hat! May we come in and help you out?!”I yell back “Yes!” and down they come lickety-spilt onto my door step.The Cunt was a midget sized cat that was orange and blue hued with a very large top hat that read “Fuck You Too!” in bright green letters.The Pimp was all blinged out and gaudy too.The Cunt spoke first when they got up towards me and said, “I know this election sucks and that you’re not a Jew but I’m here to cheer you up and have fun with you too.”Then the Pimp chimed in and said, “Sorry to say that I’m going to be stereotypical and go do some illegal contraband. So don’t mind the noises or anything at all you might hear.”So the Pimp left and the Cunt came in and said, “I know that you’re sad and mad but let this Cunt show you some new tricks that might just help you out. Especially since you live in such a down-trodden shit eating grin of a house.”And with that the Cunt in the Hat pulled off his hat and thrust his hand deep within its maw and pulled out a giant pink plastic box.It was chained up and seemed to be shaking a lot.So through a Cheshire sized grin the Cunt said, “Have a look inside. This is what I call the Last-Resort-In-A-Box. In this here box are two things that I wished to never unleash. But knowing the hour is dire I must now show you these two things.”So with that the Cunt began to unwind the chain and open the box. With the velocity of a Mongoose out popped what was inside said box.Out of breath the Cunt said, “Here, may I present to you now Bitch 1 and Bitch 2. They will not bite and are free of STDs too. They want to cheer you up any way you wish. So just ask them once what you desire and I’m sure they will cook something up for you.”And with that the Bitches sang, “We’re the Bitches Two. Thrice lay you we will if that’s your game but beware for we are very tame.”After being astonished for what had just transpired I realize that I don’t know what to ask them for.Catching my hesitation the Bitches say, “Don’t be afraid or wary young man. We will not bite and we shall not run if we see your underpants in the sun. But since you’re not sure what you want we would ask if we could ride our new tricked out bikes.”I nod gingerly as the Bitches twice pop out their brightly colored bikes. And with the swiftness of a Gazelle they ride round my house.Over furniture and appliances and up walls and down halls they ride with a glee of none other.Until eventually they return back to the pink box and to myself and to the Cunt.With their bikes disappearing the Bitches ask, “So what would you like to have? A new kite or maybe someone dead?”I ponder my answer and coolly say, “There are many things I want but if I must pick one than here it is. I wish to have continued motivation that keeps me writing so that I will be published someday soon.”All three grin and show their bright white teeth.They all nod and agree, “If that’s your wish we’ll make it come true. Motivation will be yours as long as it’s some God’s will.”They laugh about there remark and then the Cunt puts his Bitches back in their box and stuffs it down his large top hat.He bows to me one last time and says, “I hope I’ve made your day young sir and I just ask you one favor. Don’t tell your neighbors or friends about me for if word gets out that there’s a cunt on the loose all hell might just break loose.”And with that he’s out the door and wrangling up his pimp from a whore and with a nod and a grin they depart once more.So I smile knowing that from here on out I’ll have the motivation to write my tales of wonder but first I need to go shower. And then probably do some laundry and watch Pushing Daisies and read some comic books and something else equally distracting.

Savior? Chapter 6: The Savior’s Savior?

2008-11-03T09:58:00.000-08:00

Savior? Chapter 5: On the Lamb

2008-11-03T09:56:00.000-08:00

Savior? -An Interlude

2008-08-09T15:21:00.000-07:00

Taking one last breather before diving headlong into a world of shit. This will be the last Savior? blog for a little while so that way I can catch up and finish it off. So don't panic and enjoy this commerical break.

Disclaimer: The following is raunchy and vulgar. If you’re faint of heart or have a respect for Christianity please don’t read. If you don’t have a sense of humor of any kind please don’t read. If you don’t give a shit and find many things funny and find that life shouldn’t always be taken seriously then this is for you.

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“Hi America. You may know me from my exploits as a messiah in the Holy Bible or that guy that died for your sins up on a cross. Well if you’re a non-believer my name is Jesus H. Christ and I’m a Republican but more than that I’m your savior and your next President of the United States of America. Well if electronic voting has anything to do with it I will be. Now I know some of you don’t believe that, especially if you’re a Jew, but I still love you. Unless you’re gay and then I’ll vote against you guys marrying but really that’s beside the point. Some of you questioned me when I made John McCain my vice presidential running mate but having a war-monger by your side is always a good call. Right, Mr. Liberman? I mean he calls his wife a cunt and he calls everyone from Asia a gook. Men like this don’t come around very often and having him stand by me makes me look even more alive. So don’t question me, I am your Lord and Savior. It’s not nice.So as your next President I’ll make sure I get us to the apocalypse much faster than the Democrats can and I’ll make you all even more complacent than you alread are. I mean who doesn’t like that besides liberals? Nobody, that’s who. So if you like the current status-quo and want things to get much worse, than come November vote Christ-McCain and watch America soar to oblivion. I’m Jesus H. Christ and I approve this message."

-Now back to the story in progress eventually-

To be continued....
-Rev. Jason COCKrell

Savior? Chapter 4: God sends backup

2008-08-06T18:46:00.000-07:00

I know this is being posted earlier than normal but I've got a hectic schedule coming up for the rest of the week and the start of next week. So this might get a little jumpy as we progress. Nothing goes to plan for me so welcome to my unholy nightmare. And with that...

Disclaimer: The following is raunchy and vulgar. If you’re faint of heart or have a respect for Christianity please don’t read. If you don’t have a sense of humor of any kind please don’t read. If you don’t give a shit and find many things funny and find that life shouldn’t always be taken seriously then this is for you.

Previously in Savior?: You know I'm betting you're not even reading this highly informative section cause you probably think you're already reading this damn thing why would you need a reminder of what happened. You're saying, "I have an excellent memory thank you very much you arrogant bastard and I don't need your fucking "Previously" section." Well for those of you that suck, in our last chapter Jesus and Lucifer talked, they created a sin list, they got drunk and crashed their stolen car into a wall...

And this is why everyone should be drunk when they crash. It takes me a minute to wake up and that’s when I feel the blood running down the side of my face. I thought I saw Michael hovering in the middle of the road. Yep. It was him.“Jesus! My Lord, I am so sorry, are you ok? I didn’t think your driver would swerve or see me really…wait, is that Lucifer?”“In the flesh you stupid fucking fuckface.”I get my bearings and lay into Michael who seems to be strappingly handsome all of a sudden. God I hate this unholy fucking estrogen!“Wooo! Never again shall you do that cause I forbid it and stuff. My God my head is killing me. So I take it daddy dearest sent you to come down and babysit me.”“Yes it seems you went off grid and you know how HEAVENRAD gets when you go off radar. Always with the panic before any logic or asking sets in.”“Well Michael it’s never a good thing to see you.” Satan really does get quite red when he gets angry. “We were starting to sin like Santa’s naughty list until you showed up. Now we have to steal another car! You fucking jackass!”I start feeling my drunken stupor vanishing and the cut on my head starts to heal. This is one good thing about being immortal. And so I decide to ask Michael a question of great magnitude.“How would you like to join us in our quest for sin?”“Ummm…well I am an archangel and I see this not going over very well so far and then there's God wrath and…”“Luce help me out here.”-ZAP!-“What the hell?! You turned me into a human! You fucking bastards! God is going to be so pissed off! We're talking flood or Sodom and Gomorrah anger here! I can't have this on my record! There's my role in Revelations I have to think about here...”We let Michael ramble for another five minutes and decide to go and steal another car. We drive back to where Michael is standing and throw him in the back seat and decide our next course of action will be sex and drugs. It will be like Gene Simmons in his prime. Praise God!“Guys really, just turn me back and I’ll go back to heaven and report everything’s ok. I won’t snitch I promise. I…”“Michael, please shut the fuck up. God has never allowed me to do anything but His bidding. Humans can do anything they want but I never could. He would say, “Son don’t do or say anything that displeases me which turns out to be pretty much everything. Just be a perfect person and don’t lower those expectations.” Do you know what that does to a 12 year old? It fucks them up! Why do you think the Bible doesn’t talk about me from then up until I’m 30? Because I was scared out of my fucking mind and stayed at home not doing a damn thing until He said I could. My adolescence and twenties were spent in constant fear of reprimand. That’s why I became the first hippie and talked in riddles. It was so I could just skirt by with my responsibilities and not piss Him off. I mean we were still dealing with Old Testament angry God here. So again, shut-up and relax Michael. And enjoy this sin-fest while we can.”That’s when Lucifer gets a brilliant idea. “Let me conjure up some marijuana and let’s head toward Nevada for Vegas and prostitution.”Then I get one better. “Not only that but lets go see if we can be filmed in a porn. Not you and me Luce but each of us getting a scene with a pornstar. Of course my first time will be as a girl with a girl. Weird. Anyways, porn always seems like so much fun that I really can’t resist.”"Sounds good to me. Michael?"“Wait…” Michael pauses for the longest time while he fondles himself. “I have a penis! That is so awesome! You were right guys I think this will be the best time of our eternity. Woo-hoo!”"That's the spirit. Well in a metaphorical sense and not that the Holy Spirit is in the fucking road. Nevermind, just drive."And with that we began our journey to the State of Sin and we never looked back. Well except for pee breaks and food and that one time with the cop but I’m getting ahead of myself.
To be continued... Rev. Jason COCKrell

Savior? Chapter 3: Daddy issues

2008-08-04T15:10:00.000-07:00

Savior? Chapter 2: Heaven, We have a problem

2008-07-27T11:05:00.000-07:00

Savior? Chapter 1: Jessa H. Christ

2008-07-24T15:23:00.000-07:00

It's finally here. After some much needed hype I thought I would post it a day early. My plan is to get a chapter posted every Friday and even every Monday too. Next week I'm on vacation so you'll at least get Chapter 2 and then who knows. Today's is kinda short due to the disclaimer and the fact but chapters will tend to be a little longer than this. Feel free to laugh and hate me for this. Do comment cause I'd love any feedback. It may seem that I have an agenda against Christ but all in all He's a pretty good hippie and He has some good points too. This is all in fun so please take the Conservative-Christian hat off and enjoy. -Rev. Jason COCkrell

Disclaimer: The following is raunchy and vulgar. If you’re faint of heart or have a respect for Christianity please don’t read. If you don’t have a sense of humor of any kind please don’t read. If you don’t give a shit and find many things funny and find that life shouldn’t always be taken seriously then this is for you.This is dedicated to assholes and true atheists. I’m neither so it’s ok.

FACT: The Priory of Sion, Opus Dei, Mick Romney or Mary Magdalena had no part in what was written here. They all seem to have a thing against Christ but the purpose of this story isn’t to humiliate or mock Jesus but to put Him in a funny situation and see what happens. All descriptions of people and locations are completely accurate. So don’t argue with me. Also, if you haven’t read “The Da Vinci Code” (or if you have a small attention span there is a movie) than go do so otherwise this paragraph won’t make a damn bit of sense to you. And for that I’m not sorry because you suck.

Knock, knock.“Ugggghhhhh….”“Um, Jesus your Father needs your presence. And, uh, sorry to wake you up my Lord.”“Mmmmhhh, it’s alright Michael. I’ll kick your ass later. Father, huh? What the fuck could he want?”One would think that being almighty and whatnot would keep you from needing any sleep. But answering the human race's every beck and call gets tiring. I mean, fuck. Just one fucking day I want humans, especially fucking Americans, to take care of themselves. You know, without my fucking assistance. Sure God and I only give about 50% of what people pray for but 50% takes up enough time as it is. And He says He has some divine “plan.” Yeah and I fucked Mary, not my mom you sick fucks.“My Son! Good afternoon to You!” God says things too loud and always with exclamation points. You get used to it. But then the worshiping assfucks chime in and that just gets really annoying.“The Son has arrived to greet the All Father! Praise and worship to the Trinity!”I wish they would just shut the fuck up.“Jesus, please seat by me! I have urgent matters to discuss with My Son!”“And what might that be Pops?”“First don’t say Pops! It reminds me of My followers cereal! No, what I wanted to talk about was the End of Days! I want to enact the apocalypse! And you’re needed for that!”“Seriously?! The second coming and all that stuff, huh? Where has the time gone? It feels like yesterday I was crucified and resurrected. Wow. I was hoping for more of an event for this I guess.”“The End of Days approach! Our Father is so great! His followers will finally come back home!” so sing the assfucks.“Yes, Son, I am always serious! I was serious when I killed you and I was serious when I resurrected you and then brought You back to Me! So I am very serious now! Prepare yourself for you leave in but an hour!”“Is that Your time or is that human time?”ZAP!Of course I should have known it would be His time. It’s always on His fucking time. When’s it going to be my time Dad!? After the bright light fades and my sight starts to slowly return, I start to regain my bearings. It’s weird to have flesh again. And no virgin birth again. Thank God, hallelujah! I hated that. But this time I’m back as a full grown adult. I better have my beard, I loved that….WHAT THE FUCK!!! I HAVE TITS!!No, I have to be trippin’. There’s no way He could have fucked this up. Maybe if I close my eyes….nope. Hmmmm, they feel nice. Hold up. I bet I don’t have a penis either. Lifting up robe…and....that fucking bastard! A vagina! I can’t believe this shit! He sends me to earth! How fucking hard can that be! That’s it I’m calling His ass.To be continued...

...I'm going to be the president of everybody. -Bush, Jan 18, 01

2008-07-09T09:37:00.001-07:00

To be honest I had no idea what I was going to write for the big 2-0-0th blog. My plan was to go into procrastination hibernation for a period of time and somehow something would show up and I'd write about it. You'd think it was crap or lame and we'd get to the 201st blog. In these past 199 blogs I've talked about religion, conspiracy theories and human insight. I've given my reflections on all things and even on myself. I have run the gamut here on this blog of mine. Many of you know my theories on spirituality and the government and you probably write me off as, well, being off my rocker. But you only think that because deep down you know I'm right. What you're about to read isn't just a possibility, it will happen if we don't act now. Don't think "oh it won't happen to me or where I live." That's bullshit and you know it. War with Iran is coming and with that comes the North American Union and with that comes WWIII. Don't think I'm right? Look at the news today: terrorist attack at U.S. consulate in Turkey, peacekeepers killed in Darfur, Iran "test fires" a "missile" in Persian Gulf. The media makes sure to use the word terrorist everyday and they continue to "build-up" the threat of Iran just like we did the months before going to war with Iraq. DON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN! If you enjoy what little freedom you have, if you love your family and friends, if you want a better future for your kids and grandkids, don't give in and don’t give up.As America Collapses US Government Secret Plans RevealedPosted by indglass on May 21, 2008A secret meeting of Congress discusses immanent martial law. B.A. BrooksThe United American Freedom FoundationMarch 13, 2008On March 13th 2008 there was a secret closed door meeting of The United States House Of Representatives in Washington. In the history of The United States this is only the fourth time a secret meeting was held by the house. Even though Representatives are sworn to secrecy by House Rules XVII, some of the members were so shocked, horrified, furious, and concerned about the future of America by what was revealed to them inside the secret meeting, that they have started to leak this secret information to independent news agencies around the world. The mass media said almost nothing about the secret meeting of the House, mentioning only one of the items being discussed. (The new surveillance techniques that are going to be used by the U.S. Government to watch all American citizens). The story was first released in a newspaper out of Brisbane, Australia revealing the contents of the secret U.S. Government meeting and plans for America including all of it’s citizens. Shortly there after, David J. Meyer from Last Trumpet Ministries found it and made it more available for the world to see.Here is what was revealed:The imminent collapse of the U.S. Economy to occur sometime in late 2008 The imminent collapse of the U.S. Government finances sometime in mid 2009 The possibility of Civil War inside the United States as a result of the collapse The advance round-ups of “insurgent U.S. Citizens” likely to move against the government The detention of those rounded up at The REX 84 Camps constructed throughout the United States The possibility of public retaliation against members of Congress for the collapses The location of safe facilities for members of Congress and their families to reside during massive civil unrest The necessary and unavoidable merger of The U.S. with Canada and Mexico establishing The North American Union The issuance of a new currency called the AMERO for all three nations as an economic solution. Except for a few hundred thousand U.S. Patriots, most Americans have no clue what has really been going on within The United States over the past 100 years, and the sad thing is that most do not want to know the truth. The further you look into the rabbit hole, the deeper it gets. Go to any currency conversion site and convert U.S. dollars to Euros so you can see for yourself the massive decline of the dollar. Look at how much money is and has been spent on the Iraq War to date, ($12 billion per month). Look at our currency and when it stopped being backed by gold.The Federal Reserve is not federal but a private bank who does not have Americans best interests at heart. We no longer have any manufacturing really based out of America and there is no way that our economy can survive this incredible strain very much longer. The IRS strong arms every American yearly with income taxes, yet there are no laws saying an income tax is to be paid.The CIA is involved in everything from global drug trafficking and covert military missions, to assassinations around the world and including U.S. Soil. Look at JFK for instance. It did not take long after JFK announced that he was going disband the CIA that he was shot in Texas. America’s new StasiThe Department Of Homeland Security is and has been slowly eradicating our rights for a few years now. based organization calledHouse Bill H.R. 1955/S-1959 was read by the senate and then sent to DHS for some reason, but is now back and sure to pass. Once passed, this bill introduced by Jane Harman (D/CA), will be the proverbial last nail hammered into every American patriots coffin. H.R. 4279 or the Prioritizing Resources and Organization for Intellectual Property Act of 2008 which was recently passed by the U.S. House of Representatives, will give the government draconian powers to do just this. This legislation gives the government the power to seize property that facilitates the violation of intellectual property laws. The legislation also mandates the formation of a formal Intellectual Property Enforcement Division within the office of the Deputy Attorney General to enforce this insanity…It has been revealed that F.E.M.A. has been building internment camps all over America granting Halliburton a massive $385 million dollar construction contract to make this happen. Most of these sites only need refurbished because they are mostly closed prisons, old WW2 internment camps still intact and other facilities taken over by the government. Some people have referred to them as F.E.M.A. Death Camps where the infamous Red list/Blue Lists will be used to decide who goes where.Whether you believe that The NWO/Illuminati/Globalization is real or not, there is a lot of proof that exposes definite plans or plots by the rich, political and religious elite to bring on an era of the end times. It is almost like some individuals are trying to make bible prophecy come true in their own sick and twisted ways. Not to mention that the world only has about 10 to 15 years of drinking water left before the wars fought for oil today will be fought for water in the near future. It has been said that these powers want to depopulate the planet of over 30% of its human inhabitants in the coming years. Examine all of the executive orders that have been signed into place allowing the president to basically become dictator in control of all government from tribal to federal in the event of any national emergency.If you did not know, in late 2006, Congress revised the Posse Comitatus Act and the Insurrection Act to make it far easier for a president to declare martial law. Those changes were repealed at the end of this January as part of Public Law 110-181 (HR 4986), the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008 (signed into law by President Bush on January 28, 2008). Unfortunately it is not the great victory in which one might think because of the total militarization of all local and State police forces all across America.Will there be martial law? Is martial law coming soon to America? When you see law enforcement being armed with automatic weapons, bullet proof vests and riot gear in small towns that have not had a murder or crime in years, then you have to ask yourself why.The United States has more people locked up in prisons today than Russia and China combined. It comes out to one in every hundred Americans is behind bars. Our once great country that our ancestors fought and died for has become exactly the tyrants they were fighting. Fascists! When has America ever used words like Homeland? Never!If you spend a few weeks reading all the info, watching the videos and following the links at The U.A.F.F., you will then have a better understanding of what has led to The Decline and Fall of America. Remember that Knowledge is power! Learn, look, listen, read, share, prepare, train, stock up on food and water supply for one year.Fill your pantry with non perishable foods, medicines, cooking oils, tinned meats and veggies. Flour, oats dried corn peas, beans and lentils. Teach your self how to preserve food for storage. Check out your local potable/ drinking water supplies, non perfumed chlorine bleach is a good sterilizer for water, about 2 teaspoons full per 2 gallon bucket, stirred well and allowed to stand for at least 24 hours with a lid on it or until it no longer smells of bleach. Boiling water helps but it is not always enough to kill off the bacteria which can resist high temperatures.Americans have been warned for years of the things to come, but have blindly looked away from the truth, which has been available for all to see. There are no more excuses not to prepare for the possible future. The time to act is now before it is too late. Check The United American Freedom Foundation for daily updates and news you won’t see in the mainstream media.This story was littered with links that won't transfer to Facebook or MySpace. So for the full article http://dprogram.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/as-america-collapses-us-government-secret-plans-revealed/ And to find out what REX 84 is check out http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=ROL20060820&articleId=3010 I beg you don't let them win. So what can you do? Become informed, not just through me but through real media outlets like Bill Moyers Journal, Alternet, Disinfo, Alex Jones' Info Wars, Gorilla News Network, FKN Newz, The Hightower Lowdown, The Real News, The American Free Press, Democracy Now!, American Freedom Campaign, Campaign for Liberty, Break the Matrix, TrueMajority, Center for American Progress, ACLU, Downsize DC and Politico just to name a few. Don't watch local Associated Press news, CNN, Fox or MSNBC because they are owned by six companies. The list I gave you is owned by people donating money to keep the news real. My agenda isn't right or left, conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican. It's about you and me. So after you're informed become active in your community by joining local activist groups or groups in general through MeetUp! or local bulletin boards, make your presence known by writing letters to the editor or by emailing my blogs or what you find on those news sites to everyone, write your Reps and Senators until your fingers hurt, vote for those that meet your standards and not the media standards, donate time and money to organizations that are fighting for you, buy and learn to use firearms, take survival courses with friends, stock up on food and water, buy gold, run for office locally, remind friends and family that serve either as police officers or in the military that they are to uphold the law and protect the people not uphold what the government decides to tell them and protect those in power, hold showings of DVDs to members of your family, friends and neighbors such as America: Freedom to Fascism, Iraq for Sale, Terrorstorm or countless others and finally wake up and quit living in denial. You have worth and value. Don't ever forget that. If you want to live than you have to fight for it. This isn't fiction, this is very real. Also realize you aren’t alone in this. You can make a difference because knowledge is true power and there always is strength in numbers. They can’t arrest an entire nation now can they?Thank you for reading this and all the other blogs I've written. I hope I've struck a cord with you. In the words of BraveNew Films: Pssst....Do Something. -Rev. Jason Scott Cockrell

I tell people, let's don't fear the future, let's shape it.

2008-05-28T16:26:00.000-07:00

Well ladies and gents this is it. I've used this scare tactic before but this is the last of my blogs for a good long while. (At least in the sense of research blogs.) Think of it as a really good show getting canceled out of nowhere. I'm sure I'll still get on here with updates, sites to check out and the occasional big thought or Atheist Insight. I know, I know. Six out of six of you are upset with this seeing as how I haven't been on here for a while and I had several blogs in the pipeline. Why the decision? Well I'm buckled down and writing the crap out of Citizen V. The first script will be done tomorrow and I have the next five plotted out and all they need is detail and dialogue. I've written scripts before but I only ever write the first issue and hope something comes to me for the next issue. Well for the first time ever, I sat down with an ending in mind and plotted my way there. That's right, all 132 pages worth of plotting. And I have a good idea how the next six issues will play out too. My uncle Larry and I will also be working on concept art and I'm preparing a character and story bible soon. I'm finally serious about completing my dream and hopefully once I get this all done I'll be able to fly out to NYC and pitch it to Marvel! (Feel free to send donations to the future NYC trip!) If you feel lonely and need to hear from Rev. Cock feel free to shoot me an email or call if you have my number. To say I'll miss this is an understatement. I started doing this as a joke and ended up loving it a lot. I've learned from writing these either about myself or the way I challenged my own preconceived notions or even improving the way I wrote. I hope you all have taken something from these blogs as well. But like all good things there is always an ending.
With love and friendship, Rev. Jason Scott COCKrell
Oh and check these out:
http://thisjune5th.com/
http://www.transhumanism.org/index.php/WTA/index/
http://www.buildinggods.com/ (if you can spare 80mins, do watch the movie)http://www.thehempshop.co.uk/why-hemp.php
http://www.freepress.net/
http://www.silhouettecity.com/
-Bye.

This is a nation that loves our freedom, loves our country.

2008-05-08T14:39:00.000-07:00

A few things. I had an interview today for a sales rep position. Won't know if I got it until the 27th but even if I don't get it I now know what to expect next time. Ok I have some websites you need to go to, another email from Downsize DC on Real ID that needs your action and some lyrics to a new song on the radio. I love it even though it's rap. It's Handlebars by the Flobots. So until I get to hear your confessions, I'll remain Rev. Jason COCKrell

http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/38133-mccain-s-spiritual-guide-wants-america-to-destroy-islam?utm_source=rgemail For those that think Christianity is great and it's all about Jesus well be glad this guy isn't your pastor.
http://www.moblogic.tv/ Really good video interviews. That and the host is hot.
We can thank the Obama girl for this. http://www.sexypolitics.com/ Good site though.
I, like many on this planet, hate the fuck out of Ann Coulter. I don't hate her because she's a woman I hate her because she is full of hate and her Adam's Apple is bigger than mine. With that check this out: http://www.barelypolitical.com/bp-music-videos/episode/CoulterVid And check the rest of the site too.
After checking http://www.gravel2008.us/ (the Presidential website of crazy man Mike Gravel whom I think is great) I found this http://www.nationalinitiative.us/ and I am so for it.
Simply beautiful. http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/84847/

Quote of the Day:"I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more if they had known they were slaves."-- Harriet Tubman
Subject: A Day of Infamy & Inspiration
Saturday is an anniversary. May 10, 2005 was a day that will live in infamy. On that date the Senate passed the REAL ID Act. No Senate majority ever intended this outcome. We had defeated REAL ID in the Senate twice before. After the second vote the Senate declined to vote again. The White House and the House Republican leadership got around this by inserting the bill into the "Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Act for Defense, the Global War on Terror, and Tsunami Relief, 2005." This bill provided funding for the troops, the war on terror, and Tsunami relief -- a trifecta of things no politician would oppose. They might as well have called it the Motherhood, Flag-waving, and Apple Pie Act. We asked DC Downsizers to alert the Senate to the danger. Nine Senators stood up and objected. They said it was wrong to include this unrelated bill that the Senate had rejected before. But they voted for the combined bill anyway. After all, who could vote against motherhood, flag waving, and apple pie? The bill passed, and with it the REAL ID Act. We could have sighed and accepted that the REAL ID Act was now the law of the land. We did not. Within a month we were campaigning to repeal REAL ID. Other groups and individuals began to do so too. This Sunday, on my radio show, I'll talk to three of them. I hope you'll tune in, because . . .We're winning. Total victory can eventually be ours if we keep pushing. Celebrate the anniversary of the REAL ID deception by pounding Congress with demands to defund and repeal the REAL ID Act. You can send your message here. Use your personal comments to remind Congress that you know how the bill was passed -- that it was combined with a completely unrelated spending bill that no one in Congress wanted to oppose. Tell them that you know that no Senate majority favored passing this law. May 10, 2005: A day that became inspiration.We would also like to note that something good came out of the way REAL ID was passed. It provided part of the inspiration for the "One Subject at a Time Act" (OSTA) REAL ID could never have passed had it not been combined with unrelated legislation no politician dared to oppose. The REAL ID program would not exist if OSTA was the law of the land. OSTA would require every bill to have a clear descriptive title -- a thesis if you will. Based on its title, the bill would be assigned to one of the permanent Congressional committees. The bill could only deal with those topics that are in the purview of that committee and everything in the bill would be required to relate to the title. Under OSTA it would be impossible to combine something like REAL ID Act with the, "Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Act for Defense, the Global War on Terror, and Tsunami Relief, 2005." And even if Congress tried to do something like this anyway it would provide grounds to void the law in court. So please join me, as the REAL ID anniversary approaches, in sending a second message today in support of OSTA. Use your personal comments to tell Congress you want OSTA passed because of how REAL ID was passed.
Send two messages . . .
Defund and repeal the Real ID Act.
Sponsor the One Subject at a Time Act.

Handlebars by the Flobots
The video : http://video.universalrepublic.com/?plid=1481452858&v=1534502575&aid=0
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

2008-05-06T15:37:00.000-07:00

Well this makes my 25th blog on Cock's Corner, my 96th on Myspace and my 185th on Facebook. Expect big happenings on 100th Myspace and 200th Facebook. Oh yes.
And just an FYI, Ron Paul's book "The Revolution: A Manifesto" is currently #7 on NYTimes Best Seller and #1 on Amazon. Way to go Dr. Paul. It's getting better the more I read.

Ok first up is evolution myths and misconceptions: http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn13620-evolution-24-myths-and-misconceptions.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&nsref=top1_head_Evolution:%2024%20myths%20and%20misconceptions Of what I've read so far it is a really good article. It's really long with all of the links but worth you're time if you want to know fact from fiction or if you still believe someone waved a wand and everything existed.

It seems we are able to regrow finger tips in 4 weeks now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7354458.stm Interesting how amazing science truly is.
It's School House Rock meets the adult world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKGrAZTOS0k

It may seem a little early for this but it's always good to plan ahead: "We look forward to seeing you on Saturday, October 18, 2008 at the Kansas Speedway in Kansas City to participate in the 2008 Inaugural Kansas City Walk Now for Autism! To register online, please visit www.walknowforautism.org/kansascity."

And a message from my peeps over at Downsize DC:
"The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home."-- James MadisonSubject: Summertime War with Iran? Is another war brewing? ...this time with Iran? The administration claims Iranian-backed Shia militias are attacking U.S. troops in Iraq. Iran denies its involvement. Other reports say that Sunnis have been responsible for 2/3rds of the attacks in Iraq. It's also important to note that Al Qaeda is a Sunni group, not Shia. So who is responsible for most of the killing? Is is really the Shia Mullah's in Iran?These Sunni-Shia distinctions confuse John McCain, Bill O'Reilly, and millions of Americans. General David Petraeus played on this ignorance in testimony to Congress last month. He blamed Iran's support of Shia militias for MOST of the remaining problems in Iraq. He said,
Iran has fueled the violence... with the Iraqi Security Forces, we have also focused on the Special Groups. These elements are funded, trained, armed, and directed by Iran's Qods Force... It is clearly in our national interest to resist Iranian encroachment.Petraeus' rhetorical performance earned him a promotion, from military boss in Iraq, to chief of Central Command. His military responsibility now includes virtually the entire Middle East, including Iran.Is this promotion another sign that President Bush wants to attack Iran before he leaves office? Andrew Cockburn reports,
The administration faced a serious obstacle to action against Iran in the form of Centcom commander Admiral William Fallon, who made no secret of his contempt for official determination to take us to war. In a widely publicized incident last January, Iranian patrol boats approached a U.S. ship in what the Pentagon described as a "taunting" manner. According to Centcom staff officers, the American commander on the spot was about to open fire. At that point, the U.S. was close to war. He desisted only when Fallon personally and explicitly ordered him not to shoot. The White House, according to the staff officers, was "absolutely furious" with Fallon for defusing the incident.There are other signs of a pending war with Iran. Headlines and newsclips over the past month tell the story. Here's a partial list: * Diplomats: Iran Assembling Centrifuges, The New York Times, April 3, 2008* Iran And Al Qaeda Among Greatest Threats to U.S.: Bush, The New York Times, April 10, 2008* Cheney on the War Path Again? By Dan Froomkin, Washingtonpost.com, April 11, 2008 (The Vice President portrayed Iran as apocalyptic zealots who yearn for a nuclear conflagration).* Iran Nuclear Ambitions are Major Gulf Threat: NATO, The Washington Post, April 24, 2008* Hawkish Engagement Needed with Iran?, by Michael O'Hanlon, Brookings Institution (A call for military action).* Hamas are Iran's proxy warriors: Rice, AFP, April 30, 2008* CIA Director Says Iran Wants to Kill Americans in Iraq, AP, April 30, 2008 But the evidence isn't limited to heated rhetoric and hand-wringing. The U.S. government has also taken physical steps to prepare for war. Just last week CBS News reported that the Pentagon ordered military commanders to develop new options for attacking Iran. A second aircraft carrier has also arrived in the Persian Gulf, and a Marine amphibious force was allegedly sent there Sunday. Even worse, Republicans aren't the only ones rattling sabres. Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton has suggested a scenario where she could, as President, "totally obliterate" Iran. Do you want another war in the Middle East? We already have two wars there that are bleeding us dry. Do you want your gasoline bill to soar? Bombing Iran would make that happen.And ask yourself this: would bombing Iran really deter the Shia militas in Iraq, or simply cause them to increase their attacks on U.S. forces and the local Sunni population?Here's something else to consider: The Iranian population is now pro-American, in opposition to their clerical leaders. Do we really want to throw away their support? We have done this before. We squandered the post-9/11 support and sympathy of the whole world, including even Iran's Shia leaders, by invading Iraq. Do we really want to repeat this mistake?President Bush has shown that he really doesn't care what anybody else thinks. He is going to do what he wants to do. Only Congress can stop him, by taking firm action to prohibit an attack. But Congress is too spineless to take this action unless it knows the public is passionate to avoid another war. If you want to avoid war it's up to you to let Congress know. You can send your message here.Meanwhile, we set a new record for monthly pledges last month. We'd like to do it again this month. Monthly pledges are the key to our becoming bigger and stronger, faster. You can start a monthly pledge here.Thank you for being a part of the growing Downsize DC Army. Jim Babka President DownsizeDC.org, Inc.
That's it. Hope you've enjoyed the sermon. Maybe we'll have my First Supper next time. -Rev. Jason COCKrell

In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible, whatever that means.

2008-05-05T17:38:00.000-07:00

This is not my scary blog just yet. I thought I would give a quick review of the 104 million opening weekend (204 million worldwide) movie Iron Man. 4 out of 4. Simply amazing. Good plot, great script, Robert Downey Jr. was born to play Tony Stark and did I say it was awesome. Oh and be sure to stay past the credits for a geek moment. In fact I loved this movie so much I went and watched it twice and it became my #1 comic book movie of all time. Well until Dark Knight in two months. (Top five in order Iron Man, Batman Begins, X-Men 2, Spider-Man 2, and Hellboy) And by the way, go see it.
Check out this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98jCBnWO8w its pretty sweet.
Check this out about the DC Madam: http://pupaganda.com/2008/05/04/related-overwhelming-evidence-points-to-murder-of-dc-madam.aspx
And as always go to http://www.alternet.org/ for real news that you don't get on TV. They have some good articles and videos up right now. So what are you waiting for?
And for those Battlestar Galactica fans out there check out this site for possible answers to the Last Supper picture. http://www.spacewesterns.com/articles/60/
For those fighting Real ID or want more info go to http://www.realnightmare.org/ to educate yourself and then click on the Action Center button and click on your state to send your reps an email about voting no on Real ID.
Another good news outlet I just found is http://www.freepress.net/ so check it out too.
OK enough of that. The scary blog will be soon and it will be over the transhumanist movement and then why I like and approve of Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Follow up with Pastor John Hagee and why he is the Anti-Christ and finally what is Hemp and why we need to be using it now. So until next time I see you, I'll remain Rev. Jason COCKrell.

P.S. Here's some incest that's found in the Bible. This is shortly after Lot and his daughters escape the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. (God turned their mom into salt for looking back. I think God is a misogynist but I could be wrong.)
Genesis 19: 30-36 "Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Our father is old and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.' That night they got their father to drink wine and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. The next day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.' So they got their father to drink wine that night also and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father."
Now I don't know about you since I'm new at the minister thing but to me that seems kinda sick and this would be another reason why Christians completely ignore the Old Testament unless it's the Ten Commandments. (Well except for the punishments that come along with the Commandments.)

I've coined new words, like misunderstanding and Hispanically.

2008-04-28T17:56:00.000-07:00

Wow, I don't know what's worse the fact that it's been 19 days since I last wrote to you or the fact that this world is going to shit faster than Miley Cyrus can get almost nude. And before I got to this revelation I see an ad for Bud Light Lime. All the beer plus added lime flavor, yum. What's next Bud Light Cum. It'll keep 'em swallowing all night!
And then today a majority of our products received a price increase, some up to 30% (that's a lot kids). Someone asked why I told them because diesel is well over $4 a gallon and as a company we can no longer eat (tee-hee) the costs of shipping it. They told me Bullshit but I wanted to go on to say "Welcome to the recession our dumb fucking Deal or No Deal guest spot President got us in."
On a lighter note I just wrapped up my bonus vacation the other day and finished a 50 (+) comic book reading marathon for my Citizen V research. I have like 60 pages of notes so far and almost a complete script. Just 70 more comics to go! And I'm reading "The Revolution: A Manifesto" by Dr. Ron Paul. It's really good so far. My favorite line is this, referring to speaking out in our current government, "Truth is treason in the empire of lies." I'll give a wonderful book overview once I'm done.
That's it. My painting of FSM should be done by this or next week. I'll try to give a damn about something so that I can give a damn and write another blog soon. -Rev. Jason COCKrell

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption. -Bush

2008-04-09T19:17:00.000-07:00

This is total crap. First I can't vote on the smoking ban and then the damn thing passes. Fucking bullshit at its finest. I don't think people grasp the fact that this is an infringment on our rights to choose for ourselves. Thanks nanny, I will whatever you ask. Next will be drinking limits because too many people drive drunk or TV channels taken away because they have too many offensive shows. Fuck all of you that passed this. Little by little our rights are taken from us by the government or the media telling us to do it to ourselves. Here's the Kansas City Star's article to the bullshit:
"Kansas City’s bars and restaurants must go smoke-free within two months after voters on Tuesday approved a comprehensive workplace smoking ban.
The ban won by a 52 to 48 percent margin in unofficial final returns.
Cathy Jolly, a Kansas City councilwoman and cancer survivor, praised the grassroots petition effort to put the measure on the ballot.
“This was citizen-led,” she said. “This wasn’t government-sponsored.”
Tuesday’s decision, Jolly said, will make the city “a healthier place to work, to eat, to be out and about.”
Kansas City joins nearly a dozen metro area communities in deciding, through elections or council votes, to prohibit smoking in bars and restaurants. The measure also calls for Kansas City’s casino gaming floors to go smoke-free when casinos in neighboring cities approve similar bans.
Supporters hope Tuesday’s vote is a tipping point for other area cities to join the smoke-free trend. Unified Government Mayor Joe Reardon plans to introduce an ordinance soon that would ban smoking in Wyandotte County public places, including bars and restaurants, according to spokesman Mike Taylor.
The election capped a passionate debate in which owners of Kansas City neighborhood bars and restaurants argued that a ban was unfair and would devastate their businesses. They said the ban puts them at a competitive disadvantage to the casino gaming floors as well as to entertainment venues in nearby cities that still allow smoking.
Gretchen Wilhelm, a cook at The Peanut bar and grill on Main Street, said business is already off since some smoking restrictions recently took effect, and she feared job losses. She worried the ban will hurt locally owned food establishments that give Kansas City its special flavor.
“I really think it should be up to the business owners’ discretion,” she said. “As an adult, I resent not being allowed to make my own choices concerning my health.”
Health-care advocates and civic leaders countered that business rights stop when they infringe on nonsmokers’ rights to breathe clean air. They were especially concerned about mounting health-care costs and the risks to bar and restaurant employees from prolonged exposure to secondhand smoke."
And a few other things of note. I'm painting a Flying Spaghetti Monster on my oval canvas. Pictures up soon. My Citizen V script is almost done, I'll post it if you want me to. Trying to find a part-time comic book reviewer spot again, wish me luck. And now, check these out:
http://responsibleplan.com/ (Something our government should pass now!)
http://www.davesfriends.org/campaignsite/ (I'll vote for him!)
http://www.takebackthetap.org/
http://www.downsizedc.org/index.shtml
http://www.cantstoptheserenity.com/index.html (I'm actually thinking of trying to host an event here in KC. If anyone is a Firefly and/or Serenity fan send me a message if you'd like to join up with me.) -Rev. Jason COCKrell

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. -Bush

2008-04-08T13:09:00.000-07:00

Hi my name is Jason Scott Cockrell and I’m addicted to spending debt. (Hi Jason!) I’ve been a “debter” going on five years now and a member of the Church of Consumerism for 14 years. America was the land of dreams and dandelions but when I got old enough to suck that tit it was already dried up. What I got was debt on top of debt and a righteous kick in the nads. But I figure what the fuck does it matter now? I’m in debt with a house I bought for my mom, I don’t own my car, I have a second student loan and I have a borderline maxed out credit card. Oh and I’m currently overdrafted out my ass and then some when it comes to my checking account. Food and gas are on a rise and I continue to blow money on comic books. (I’m actually the equivalent to a crackhead. And if you don’t believe me just come over and look at my collection or ask my comic book dealer Andy.) And now people are telling me we’re in a recession or for some a depression. Our Emperor even quit denying it but it doesn’t fix anything. We’re fucked. I don’t like being the homeless guy holding the sign that says “The end is near! Repent you dumbfucks!” either but that’s the truth. Our economy is teetering to oblivion. Bush has overspent and undercut and we the people and the Fed has went right along with it. Printing $300 billion in over a month and cutting rates twice in the same amount of time is not a good thing. Plus they’re bailing out all of those criminal banks and now investors from overseas are leaving in droves. Not to mention the Middle East is buying our banks and China is buying our factories (In fact for those that live near Chillicothe and Carrolton, China bought the glove factory in Chilli and plans on shutting it down and has already done the same in Carrolton.). So there’s all of this compounding our false war in Iraq that is quickly getting more out of hand than before with a complete meltdown very close, countries tired of giving us loans that we aren’t paying back, oil prices rising which is really starting to cripple our trucking industry, the global warming crisis is getting worse, our dollar is dropping like a brick and our tap water supply is getting weaker in large regions across the country. Oh and a zombie, a douche and a blank slate are vying for the Presidential seat this November. Yep, I’m glad we put on our denial glasses all the time. So lets all take our fake money we’re getting next month and take it to Wal-Mart or Target and buy overseas goods with it. I know that I shouldn’t put it towards my debt because once our economy crashes it won’t matter anymore anyways. I’m telling you now, get your 401K out and put it into savings or under your bed. It will be safer there and actually worth something once we collapse. Welcome to the end of Rome ladies and gentlemen. It’s been a hell of a ride. Ok now raise your hands if you want to go to New Zealand with me.
Oh and I voted today but the smoking ban wasn’t on my ballet so I think to protest I’ll go buy a pack and smoke it much like I do my fake money. –Rev. Jason COCKrell

P.S. Here are some signs that God has given us to show us the end is nigh!

New Kids on the Block are back! http://www.nkotb.com/
Baby with two faces born in India! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24012024/wid/11915773?GT1=31037
Truck drivers tell USA to fuck off! http://www.alternet.org/story/81641/
More signs to come….

P.P.S. Fuck you General David Petraeus for not standing up for your men and the people you serve. Fuck you sir.

Hype! Crap! Cock! God! Exclamation point!

2008-04-01T18:13:00.000-07:00

The Gospel of JASON

It started with a bang and then a little whimper, much like premature ejaculation
1 In the beginning there was nothing. Yep not a damn thing. So nothing decided to create something and out popped God. 2 But nothing could satisfy God so God was lonely. 3 So God decided to get creative and decided to create what It called The Universe. 4 In this Universe God created stars and planets but realized that something was missing. So God created life. 5 But God didn’t want to interfere with life, God wanted to see life grow and mature. So God let life forge its own path and God watched from afar.
2 Soon God became impatient. Waiting for life to get where it needed to be took too damn long! At this rate eternity get here first. 2 So God killed the stupid dinosaurs to let man and woman start sooner. * 3 Man and woman were incredibly stupid at first but God hoped they would grow past this stage of stupidity. Unfortunately for God we haven’t grown too much. 4 God sat and watched and realized something was missing from these humans. They needed a touch of God.

Being touched in all the right places, just not down there
1 Beginning with the next generation God placed a small piece of itself that kind of looked like It but was all glowy. God named the pieces Souls and placed one in every human on Earth. 2 What better way to learn how humans react and live than to be the Universe’s greatest voyeur. 3 As humans changed and matured with every generation ** God learned more and more. And then the humans started doing something strange. They started worshiping and praying and creating religions *** and God was perplexed. 4 Why would humans waste their time with the unknown and divine when they could live for each other and the planet and put aside their differences and live in harmony. 5 God became pissed. It seemed the humans emotions had rubbed off on Itself and so God did the one course of action that humans do when pissed off and hell bent on questions, God killed every stinking one of them.
2 Of course after the killing God realized that It had created a huge mistake. Millions **** of years of work down the preverbal toilet. Crap in a hat indeed. 2 So God started over but cheated a little. And promised to never ever kill again. Give or take. 3 But again the humans created religion and God became righteously pissed again but decided to hell with it and let it play out. Eventually they would give up on the whole process. Maybe. 4 As the years wore on God got a brilliant idea, go down to Earth and talk to the masses. Surely then they would have no choice but to listen and do what It wanted.

One should always have a backup plan in place at all times
1 Well God chose a nation at random and talked to them. They mistook God for a Him and that’s how that stuck. But they could barely understand what It was saying. It seems hearing wasn’t too good back then. 2 God left confident that humans would now stop their foolish ways and start utopia but instead mistranslated everything and created the Holy Bible. And that’s how we got the Old Testament.
2 So God got this close to killing the lot of them again but decided to do one last thing. God would go down to Earth again only this time as a human. Now originally God wanted to be a woman just because they seemed much smarter but realized that when it came to humans the penis always won. 2 So God picked a woman at random and knocked her up. *****3 Nine months later ‘lil God was born and was named Jason but due to a mix up at the hospital he got stuck with Jesus instead.
3 Jesus grew up a Jew and loved being a human. God loved sex and loved beer and realized what he had been missing all these centuries. But he had a duty to perform but procrastination would set in and he wouldn’t get around to it until he was 30 something. 2 So when he got around to the duty at hand he decided he needed to explain why humans were inherently stupid and how much better it would be if everyone just followed his 12 step program. Again God was misquoted and misunderstood and that’s how the New Testament was created and unbelievably how Alcoholics Anonymous was started also. 3 Upon realizing that he was going to be misquoted in a book God left. Of course to sell the books the authors would blame God's departure on God’s homies and say the Romans crucified him.

Putting a little love in your mouth but not anywhere else
1 After the Jesus disaster, God gave up. It still enjoyed watching humans from afar and letting them stay at the crib when they died but God was disheartened. 2 God figured that humans would never get past their bitchin’ and moaning. That their obsession to be with “Him” would never end. And that they would never truly appreciate being humans. 3 God figured that this gift of life would be enough but humans came to think that enough was never enough. That they would rape, pillage and kill in “His” name. 4 As the generations went on humans only got worse especially the country calling itself the United States of America. God would only shake its head and wish that the promise to never kill again was never made. But then God saw something that had garnered attention before but was now making a comeback. Believing in the human spirit and not in a “God.”

A second coming of sorts
1 Atheism, agnostics, humanists and whathaveyou made God smile. It was something It had not done in ages and it felt really damn good. But what made God even happier was a man named Jason COCKrell. God knew Jason was full of himself and seemed to be lashing out at those around him. It reminded God a little of Itself and a little like when It was back on Earth as Jesus except Jason didn’t quite have God’s sex status but that could be overlooked.
2 But now we’ve made it to the present. What will be the fate of humans? God knows but won’t tell. I guess it’s for the best. It wouldn’t be a human journey if we were told anyways.
–Rev. Jason COCKrell

Asterisks from the text:
*Why God choose this shithole over other planets is a fantastic question. I guess we’re just something special. Well, special in a lot of ways.
**Due to Evolution now being “deemed” a "religion" or “bad” science I am legally required not to mention its existence. Thanks Kansas.
***Which these religions are now considered mythologies. Who decides when religions become mythologies I wonder.
****Or thousands of years if you believe science to be “art” or “wrong.”
*****It is not known how a being beyond our comprehension gets a chick “knocked up” but I doubt we’ll never know. I say she got fingered and God went in that way but I’m betting that Kansas will be debating on it soon enough.
Happy April Fools Day!

I want to thank you for coming out to my hanging

2008-03-28T18:08:00.000-07:00

Whew! I have posted a shit-ton of blogs today. It’s like unloading a full magazine on the masses. I apologize if anyone’s eyes or heads exploded in the melee. A few quick things and then prepare for the coming of the Book of Jason. The over-hyped pile of shit that I’ve been promising for weeks now.

First I want to comment on the current profile picture. As I’ve noted in abundance, religion in its current form is dangerous and needs to restructure itself. One thing that angers me to no end is the Pro-Life movement of wackjob crazies. They love saying how safe sex is an abomination, that birth control slaps God in the face and abstinence is the one and only answer. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Sex education not only educates teenagers but gives them real choices to use when deciding to become sexually active therefore possibly avoiding pregnancy and STDs. So since these dumb-fucks love wearing red duct tape with the word LIFE in permanent marker I decided to write CHOICE and color the picture red. Life is about choice. Religion strips or gives the illusion of choice. I agree that abortion is wrong but I don’t have to live with that woman’s choice to have it done. Abortion should never be taken lightly or with disregard but it must remain an option. So please do us all a favor and shut up. Your opinion matters but respect the rest of us with intelligence and keep it to yourself. Thanks.

Second, while I’m on a religion rant check these websites out and tell me what you think.
http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/ and http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/
http://www.threeminutestory.com/TMS_home.php (To me this is sad that you have to watch a guy repeat himself about Christ and then you can enter to win a car. Are Christians that desperate to get followers that they’ll bribe them? Sad.)
http://hookersforjesus.net/home.cfm (Seriously did anyone think this name out? I mean couldn’t it imply that Jesus is a pimp? And a link to Sex Missionary Work? Come on! Seriously!)
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/80595/ (Ok this scared me. Not Jesus Camp scary but close. Not only is there no intelligence present here but it proves my point that Christians shouldn’t reproduce.)
http://www.onehorseshy.com/themes/ (mostly because these are funny especially the Jesus ones)

Third, I want to say that seeing Say Anything live is fucking great. They can be found here: http://www.sayanythingmusic.com/ and do give them a listen, you won’t regret it.

Fourth, I just finished Orson Scott Card’s Red Prophet and I was quite impressed. He stole some of my Four Winds ideas but I’ll forgive him. I also just started Y: The Last Man by BKV and Pia Guerra and God damn is it good. It’s about a 20-something guy named Yorrik and how all men on earth have suddenly died except himself and his pet male monkey. Next up on my reading list is:The Five Fists of Science, Maus and Phonogram. Comics don’t get better than this. But wait they do, April 5th and 6th is Kansas City’s annual Planet ComiCon. I’ve went every year and this year is slatted to have some really good writers. Can’t wait! http://www.planetcomicon.com/

And fifth check out even more websites!
http://www.mo-cpr.org/
http://www.downsizedc.org/index.shtml
http://change-congress.org/
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/5275/vbattalion.html (Check this out for what I’m currently working on. It’s another long shot with Marvel but hey I can try.)

Tootles for now friends. Remember, becoming an independent thinker is the most liberating choice you’ll ever make. –Rev. Jason COCKrell

Ron Paul's Health Care Bill

2008-03-28T17:33:00.000-07:00

Congressman Paul's bill would incentivize cost reductions by expanding Health Savings Accounts (HSAs). Ron Paul's bill would . . .
Enable your employer to deposit up to $8,000 per year into your HSA tax free
The interest you will earn from this account will also be tax free, but . . .
The more you spend out of your HSA the less you will earn in interest, while . . .
The less you spend, the MORE you will earn
The tax credit refund doesn't change the economizing incentives created by HSAs because the tax refund will only come at the end of the year -- every dime you spend today out of your HSA is a dime that won't earn interest during that yearThe tax credit would also incentivize a major switch from "Cadillac" insurance plans that pay for "health care oil changes," to major medical policies that would only cover expensive procedures. After all, why should you pay a premium price to an insurance company to cover things you could pay for yourself, cheaper? The resulting lower insurance premiums would mean that . . .
The cost of employing people would plummet, creating new jobs
You would save money on your health insurance premiums, allowing you to maintain a larger balance in your HSA
Your doctor would save on administrative costs, by not having to fill out insurance forms for every little procedureIn addition, insurance premiums would also be eligible for the tax credit so that . . .
Everyone would be able to afford insurance
There would no longer be any tax advantage to carrying health insurance through an employer
People would do better by having their employer pay the money that formerly went to company owned insurance policies directly into each employee's Health Savings Account (tax free) so workers could purchase their own insurance
Changing jobs would no longer cause people to lose coverage A nationwide switch to major medical policies would bring a nationwide reduction in health insurance costs, as well as the costs of administrative overhead, part of which could be passed on to consumers as health care providers compete for customers.
The more you make health care providers compete by charging lower prices (as with Lasik eye surgery) the larger your HSA will grow through compounding interest
The larger your HSA grows, the larger the deductible on your major medical policy can be
The larger the deductible on your major medical policy is, the less your premiums will be
The less you spend on insurance the more you can save in your HSA, at compounding interestImagine having a big pile of cash to cover your health care expenses as you age, independent of insurance companies or Medicare rules. Imagine having health care that becomes better and less expensive because of competition. These benefits can be yours if you demand that Congress give them to you.Ask Congress to pass Ron Paul's health care bill. You can do so here.

How to stop the Real ID Act

2008-03-28T17:31:00.000-07:00

Your Game Plan for Opposing the Real ID Act of 2005
Complied for you by
Stop the Real ID Coalition

Mark Lerner, the founder and spokesman for Stop the Real ID Coalition has the answers to hard questions, arming you with the needed information and facts to fight this affront to our rights in your own state. As you probably know now Mark is the single whistle-blower who has been effective in persuading both Congress and state legislatures to examine the facts. Mark is a previous confidant to chairmen of the board, CEOs, CFOs, other senior people in the biometrics industry. He broke ranks because he saw how our rights and sovereignty were being destroyed.

In each state where Mark sits down with legislators the needed action has been achieved. This has been recognized by the coalition he forged when everyone else said it was impossible. Mark is the only person to get the ACLU and the ACLJ to jointly endorse opposition to Real ID.

Present the issues accurately

To successfully carry out this campaign each of us needs to give a full measure of focused action. You need the facts to be effective. The facts break past barriers of misconception, indifference, and intentional falsehoods. Mark has the facts and is very willing and eager to share those with you so that you can present them to people you know. You can arrange a conference phone briefing for your group by simply calling us.

Keep in mind that the Real ID Act of 2005 is a compilation of many issues. Each is complex; the documentation goes to thousands of pages. No one expects you to become as conversant with the details as Mark, he has spent years studying this and was directly involved, but it is essential that you keep the main issues in mind. By so doing you can use the arguments that most compel the individual you are talking to and also point them to more information quickly and accurately. There is a history here that makes a compelling argument in its own right.

The main issues raised in objection to the Real ID are:

1. 1994 Driver's Privacy Protection Act – Any agency or department of the Federal government or third party entity that agency or department chooses has the right to any and all information regarding a citizen's DMV information contained in that citizen's state DMV data base. The only caveat is that the agency or department of the Federal government must first have a law enforcement reason for needing the information.
2. Notice of Proposed Rule Making, NPRM – Provides the Secretary of Homeland Security with unlimited discretion to increase the restrictions imposed against citizens whose state or states are not Real ID compliant, for example now under the Real ID Act if a citizen was not Real ID compliant they would not be able to enter a Federal Building, a nuclear plant, or fly commercially. Those restrictions can be added to at the discretion of the Secretary of Homeland Security, the Congress need not give approval. With regard to restrictions a person could provide a document such as the new e-passport in lieu of the Real ID compliant license. Under our Constitution each citizen has a right to seek redress, in other words to right a wrong. State law makers are our first line of defense against Federal tyranny. Department of Homeland Security will tell you that states are not being forced to comply, that this is voluntary. But because the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security can arbitrarily keep adding to the restrictions for those states that are not Real ID Act compliant Real ID Act becomes mandatory. Other Constitutional issues, for instance that powers not given to the State remain with the people, are also on point.
3. The Privacy Impact Assessment, PIA – States there is no assurance the network or data base linking required by the Real ID Act will be satisfactorily secure. It also states that the digital facial image/photograph, will be used with facial recognition technology, a biometric.
4. Notice of Proposed Rule Making, NPRM – In the foot notes of the NPRM there is a requirement that the digital facial image-photograph meets international facial recognition compatibility standards adopted by the International Civil Aviation Organization, an agency of the United Nations.
5. American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators, AAMVA – Currently has an alliance called the DLC (Driver's License Compact) All but a few states belong to it. AAMVA now has a new alliance called the DLA, (Driver's License Agreement) Under the section entitled, "Jurisdiction," within the DLA, it states that the United States, Mexico and Canada, will be under one umbrella of jurisdiction to share citizen's of each country's information contained in DMV data bases. This sets the ground work for the Security and Prosperity Partnership, otherwise known as the North American Union. AAMVA is named as the, "Backbone of the implementation of the Real ID Act. In the DHS's final rules issues this year, AAMVA's name appears 150 times in the 300 pages of final rules.
6. Department of Homeland Security, (DHS) and the State Department have worked together to create what is known as an enhanced driver's license. That driver's license uses both RFID, (Radio Frequency Identification), and biometrics. These enhanced driver's licenses are authorized to be used in lieu of passports when going to other countries and returning to the United States. These licenses are not, as some people refer to, part of a defacto National ID. When a state issued driver's license is accepted by another government as a form of identification that allows for entry into that government's country it becomes by definition an international ID.
Important Facts
1. FACT: CCTV (closed circuit television) - Otherwise known as surveillance cameras – Have already been used by companies and our government along with facial recognition technology to identify people in a surveillance application. Both you and the people who are with you can be identified by any one monitoring those CCTV/surveillance cameras. If you are walking down the street with a group of people who may or may not be associated with you, this technology allows for each person to be identified and you easily can be determined to present a threat through guilt by association.
2. FACT: Dr. Robert Mocny, a Deputy Director for the Department of Homeland Security, is on record as saying, "We intend to share your biometric data with Europe, Asia, and corporations."
3. FACT: The United States government agreed with members of the European Union and airlines that sensitive and personal information belonging to passengers flying into the United States from the European Union will be provided to the Department of Homeland Security before those passengers land in the United States. It is important to note that a US citizen who flies to a EU country when returning to the United States will fall under the provisions of this agreement. Information pertaining to a person's name, race, marital status, religious preference, sexual orientation, and other personal information are included in the information that must be provided by the airlines. Airlines can get this information from government sources and data mining companies such as Choice Point.
4. FACT: Donald Kerr, a U. S, Intelligent official, has said that, "privacy no longer means or should be defined as anonymity." What he does not say is what does privacy mean because our government no longer believes we have the right to privacy.
5. FACT: A General Accounting Office Study found that people of middle eastern descent were moving to Mexico, getting legal name changes from Arabic to Hispanic names, receiving legal Mexican identification, and using that to enter the United States. For years our customs and border people did not know this practice was taking place. 9/11 terrorists used the visa express program to obtain legitimate documents such as visas to enter the United States. These examples are provided because they illustrate when you put the emphasis on the identification a person provides rather than on the person themselves ans whatever good they are bring in to the United States you actually weaken our border security, not strengthen it. In effect, you create seamless borders.
6. FACT: The ACLU (American Civil Liberty's Union) a national organization known for being liberal, and the ACLJ, (American Center for Law and Justice), a conservative organization associated with Republicans, have come together as a result of the direct efforts of the Stop Real ID Act Coalition. They are working together hand and hand opposing the Real ID Act at the state and federal level.
7. FACT: The Department of Homeland Security states, "The Real ID Act is the result of the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission. The 9/11 Commission addressing the issue that 9/11 hijackers/terrorists had either counterfeit driver's licenses or used counterfeit breeder documents such as birth certificates, to obtain authentic driver's licenses." We support tamper-proof driver's licenses and the authentication of breeder documents such as birth certificates that being said, we oppose the influence of international organizations on U. S. policy, U. S. law, and the implementation of that law. We oppose data base linking and the sharing of American citizen's most personal and sensitive information, domestically and globally. We oppose the use of biometrics because not only do we have evidence obtained first hand that facial recognition technology does not work as, "advertised," but also because companies have made false claims of success. In addition, biometric technology is easily defeatable, for example, finger prints can be easily duplicated.
8. FACT: Many religious denominations oppose the Real ID Act. Those who are issuing Real ID compliant licenses will control by who and under what circumstances obtains that license that person's ability to buy, sell or travel. This offends many Christians. Many people of strong religious beliefs oppose their photograph taken. Also, many Jewish oppose the Real ID Act for some of the reasons above but also because those Jews in countries like Russia may get visas or permission to live in the United States but they may likely not have the documentation necessary, ie. Breeder Documents, to obtain a Real ID compliant driver's license. Thus when those Jewish people come to the United States legally they would not be able to exist day to day without being be able to obtain the Real Id compliant license. This also applies to people from other countries who legally would like to immigrate to the United States but do not have access to their own documents from the governments of countries they are leaving that would be required for them to get a Real ID compliant license.

Please read these carefully so you begin to formulate your own arguments focusing around these points. Unfortunately, there has been an enormous amount of erroneous advice going around about what needs to happen. This gives you a starting place. Your next step is to get the FACTS on what is happening in your own state.

In Your Own State

Resolutions do not work. They should be viewed as educational only. Include in your plan a strategy for educating the public but also focus on getting the model legislation below passed into law.
The only solution for your state or any state is that bill passed into law.

We have only until May 11th to pass such a bill or request an extension so that such a bill can be passed. Most states have been granted extensions but you need to ensure that your own state is among those.
To pass the needed legislation, (see model legislation below), we need to ensure that it is presented in your legislature, fast tracked through the committee process, and is out of committee and before the floor for a vote. No not let the need to pass the legislation drop.
Find a coordinator for your state to stay in touch with us so you know what is happening. Keep in touch with us so together we can make sure Mark sits down with legislators in your state.

Points to keep in mind when writing or calling legislators.

1) Do not mention your political party preference
2) Be respectful in tone and language
3) Cite your sources; with Mark this can be either person, radio and/or conference calls. Have the FAQ sheet.
4) Make it clear that you object to the role biometrics play in Real ID specifically facial recognition
5) You object to your personal information being shared
6) You expect state legislators to preserve state's rights.
7) If a legislator is pro-Real ID call and tie up their phone lines. If they support us fax a letter to thank the legislator, either way they notice.
8) You object to AAMVA's (American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators) role in Real ID and AAMVA's DLA (Driver's License Agreement) (U.S., Canada & Mexico)
9) Point out that the federal government is intruding on state's rights
10) Point out that citizen's First amendment rights being violated
11) Point out that unlimited discretion being given to the Secretary of Homeland Security to pace and add restrictions on those states and citizens that do not comply withe Real ID Act. It is coercion.

What Else You Can Do To STOP the Real ID Act
Equally or even more important for defeating the Real ID Act is keeping Mark on the road to states. We desperately need funds. Please contribute immediately. If you don't have money yourself have a Garage Sale and donate the proceeds; Sell items on E-bay, Send the information above to your own list and ask your friends to help out. We can also use Frequent Flyer Miles to keep Mark on the Road; call if you can give us miles!

You and they can donate by visiting our site at http://stoprealidcoalition.blogspot.com/

If you do not want to use paypal call Mark at 816-401-7615 and arrange for another way to donate. We appreciate anything you can do more than you can possibly imagine.

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Why Ron Paul is still running

2008-03-28T17:27:00.001-07:00

‘I Feel Badly About Just Quitting’
Ron Paul on why he's still running for president.
By Sarah Elkins Newsweek Web Exclusive
Mar 20, 2008 Updated: 10:00 a.m. ET Mar 21, 2008

John McCain may have clinched the Republican nomination on March 4, but for Ron Paul and his 800,000-strong army of supporters, the GOP primary isn't over ... at least not yet. Seventeen days and two primaries later, the Texas congressman is vowing to continue his campaign. In fact, he tells NEWSWEEK that his candidacy is "indefinite" and says that--unless the Arizona senator drastically alters his campaign platform--McCain can forget about a Ron Paul endorsement.
Paul, with a mere 14 (or 42, depending on who's counting) delegates in his column, cannot possibly overtake McCain for the nomination; the GOP front runner has well over the 1,191 delegates needed to secure his party's mantle. A March 7 speech in which Paul admitted that "victory in the conventional political sense is not available in the presidential race" led many media outlets to report his withdrawal. But what they missed was what Paul went on to say: that he does "still encourage all efforts to gain the maximum number of votes and delegates in all the remaining primaries." Flagging pols typically run into fund-raising hurdles, but thanks to massive online fund-raising efforts, Paul still has a hefty war chest. As of the end of last month, he still had more than $5 million in the bank. In Paul's view, he's in second place: his campaign Web site displays a graphic of the 11 original GOP candidates, nine of whom have big red X's drawn across their faces ("There were 11. Now there are two", reads the caption).
Paul spoke to NEWSWEEK's Sarah Elkins about why he keeps campaigning, his qualms about McCain and his thoughts about Ralph Nader. Excerpts:

NEWSWEEK: At this point, the most obvious question is: why are you still doing it? Life on the trail is exhausting, and John McCain has already won the Republican nomination. What keeps you going out there?Ron Paul: First off, I don't really feel exhausted at all. There were certainly times when I was [exhausted], when there were six or eight or 10 primaries to campaign for. But right now I feel really rested because I came back to Texas and paid attention to my congressional race, which we won easily with 70 percent of the vote [Paul won the GOP nomination, and does not face a Democratic opponent this fall]. So I had time to rest and rethink things, and I feel really good about [the race]. Right now, out of 11 [original Republican presidential] candidates, I'm still out there. We have time and we're still in the race, picking up delegates here and there, and the troops are still very enthusiastic ... I think what I've done over the years is different from other people running for office, because most of the time people run for only one reason, which is to win a political office. They go out and they take polls and figure out what they need to say because the goal of winning comes before anything else. In my case, winning is important, but I need to win on principles that are important to me. If I win on other peoples' principles, I lose.

OK, but at some point you've got to think "enough is enough." When do you decide it's time to throw in the towel?I will keep campaigning for as long as people are supporting me and the money is there and that's what they want. I feel badly about just quitting. We have 30,000 voters on our list in Pennsylvania, and if I just quit tomorrow--and people can make a case for that: how long should I do this?--I would feel badly. I would feel as though I had let them down. So for me, it's indefinite.

You said earlier that your "troops" are still very enthusiastic, but they've got to be at least somewhat discouraged. What seems to be the general mood among your supporters right now? It's a mixed bag. I would say 95 percent are just happy with what we've done and continue to do. Of course, others are discouraged and say, "Well, we should have done better, we should have done better," but the rest are so energetic. They say we should keep going and they almost believe some kind of miracle is going to happen [laughs]. I try to keep them grounded in reality. But we are going to the convention, and my job is to tell [my supporters] not to be discouraged. For me, I never expected any of this to happen a year ago. I'd say overall it's been 100 times more successful than I ever dreamed.

You mention going to the convention. Is that something you are definitely expecting to do? Yeah, sort of. I never thought it was about to happen, actually. I've always assumed it was not likely. But I think from the [Republican Party's] viewpoint, it couldn't hurt them. It would be wise on their part to give me a little time at the convention--what would it hurt to let me talk about monetary policy? I would be polite, and that is an important issue, especially given that the dollar is on the ropes.

Will you encourage your supporters to back McCain in the general election? I'm not going to tell them what to do, but I honestly can't imagine any of them supporting him. That would be a tough sale. The odds of him all of a sudden coming to one of our rallies and being cheered on are not very high.

You doubt your supporters will vote for McCain, but it's generally political protocol for someone in your position to endorse the party's nominee. Will you throw your weight behind McCain? I think that's very unlikely. The analogy I've used is that Goldwater led a movement, but that didn't mean that every Goldwater person later voted for Nixon. The Goldwater people backed Reagan. You don't have to support people who you don't believe in just because they are in the party ... But as far as at least being cordial, [McCain and I] served in the House together, and in the debates he would concede some things on monetary policy or inflation and say, "You know, I agree with Ron on this." On a personal basis we are always very civil. The most you can do is be cordial with people. And maybe if he changed his ways, I would [support him]--if he all of a sudden changed his stance on things like the war and monetary issues and McCain-Feingold [the campaign-finance law].

Many of your supporters are first time voters or people who might not ordinarily associate themselves with the GOP. Do you think the Republican Party will succeed in bringing these voters into the fold come November? Well, [my supporters] are quite willing to work within the Republican Party, except they are not really always welcome. The fact is there are a lot of people who support me who are not members of the Republican Party. They are independents and they are the swing vote.

A number of conservative pundits and hard-line Republicans have said they won't support McCain in the general election. How do you view these claims, and how do you think they will impact party unity? I've always dealt in a world of principles. That's the most important thing. Unity is a good thing, but if you have someone who is willing to compromise everything they believe in for the sake of [party] unity or victory, well, is that really the only thing that counts? I don't believe in that at all.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are engaged in a real political soap opera. Have you been following the Democratic race, and what is your take on it? I follow it, I'm interested in it. But I don't dwell on it because, from my viewpoint, there is no real philosophical difference between the two [candidates]. I find it rather strange that so much animosity can be stirred up between two individuals who believe the same things. And the whole race issue bewilders me because we are talking about two Democrats who are not in the least bit racist. And yet race has become an issue, mostly stirred up by the media, who love this stuff.

Ralph Nader is a candidate who, not unlike yourself, campaigns outside of the mainstream. What are your thoughts on his entering the race? I think it's fine. It's interesting. I think he represents some of the Democratic principles better than the Democratic candidates themselves. And I actually believe him when he says he doesn't want this war. Even though I disagree with him on some other issues, at least he stands for what he believes in. But he will be marginalized--he won't be able to get into the debates, because we don't have a true democracy in this country. The two parties are essentially the same, and a Libertarian candidate, a Green Party candidate, Ralph Nader--they are going to get nothing. Unless of course they are Ross Perot and have $10 billion, in which case they put you right in front on TV. The media isn't really interested in issues, they are more interested in notoriety.

Now if you made it down here to the bottom of this blog I do have this to say. I was not able to make it to the county caucus March 15th due to work so I was not able to become a delegate. But just two nights ago I get a call from the local Ron Paul headquarters congratulating me on becoming a delegate. It seems I signed up to be an alternate and since they needed more delegates I got chosen! So it looks like I’m taking a personal day and heading to the District caucus and maybe even the state. It seems that I was destined for this. I’ll keep you posted. –Jason COCKrell

If you want real change then stand with me

2008-03-28T17:11:00.000-07:00

Attention Activists: It's Time to Grow Up Written
by Jesse Richard
Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:26
This is a message to all the well meaning people out there who try their best to make this world a better place, but in fact have no impact on the world, whatsoever. It is time to take your activism seriously.The time has come to stop your ineffective tantrums and get serious. There are two ways to effect change when it comes to government: passive resistance and revolution. Our republic is broken and we no longer have representatives in government. Constantly asking our elected representatives to legislate on our behalf is not only a waste of time, but also totally unnecessary being that we have a government that no longer represents us.Actually it is a Catch-22. We live in a communication age. We have the Internet, e-mail, cell phones, land phones, faxes, postal mail and megaphones with which to contact anyone, anywhere, at any time of the day or night. Still, we are told to get on buses and trains so we can march in Washington DC to tell a handful of government officials who don't even know we are there to do what they were elected to do.The only legitimate purpose of such a trip at this point in time should be to remove those ineffective representatives and leaders and replace them with people who would honor their oaths of office and actually represent the people who put them there! I keep getting e-mail and phone calls from organizations asking me to attend "vigils" to take back the nation. Let me tell you something...vigils are to activism what masturbation is to sex. It might make you feel good but nobody else benefits. At least call it what it is...a whining defeat celebration. Why not use your time effectively, like getting people together to plan real change rather than real noise.The Vietnam conflict was ended by those who organized sit-ins and takeovers not vigils. The Johnson presidency was brought down by those who shut down schools and colleges all over the nation, not by those who lit candles in quiet little ceremonies.Why do you think a vile criminal thug like Dick Cheney can get on TV and respond "so what" when asked about the overwhelming opposition to his little war for profit? Cheney knows that the people of this nation are too passive to stop his juggernaut of crime and destruction of this nation. In any country worth its salt Cheney would have been sent to the gallows by the justice department or would have ended up hanging from a tree at the hands of the citizens long ago for the crimes he has committed. Does the name Gandhi mean anything to you? He defeated an empire, peaceably and permanently when he organized acts of civil disobedience that sparked similar action by millions of Indian activists. Are there any people in history who ever have affected change via a vigil of any sort?Can you imagine what would have happened if the Founding Fathers had decided to hold a vigil rather than declare their independence from the tyranny of their British rulers? If you truly want change you have to understand that any significant change to the status quo in the US today requires both hard work and risk taking. It requires unity. It requires the participation of masses of people who are informed enough to understand the threats to their lives and their freedoms that are posed by those who would profess to lead them!Our government is no longer a government of our by the people. Both major political parties are fronts for people behind the scenes who are orchestrating the end of the republic and the establishment of autocratic rule. They are putting into place what can best be described as control mechanisms. The apparatus already is in place whereby all power, wealth, health and freedom is in the hands of the few people at the top; the rest of us be dammed. This is not a theory...just pay attention...it is happening...in public...for all to see...but you have to look in order to see it! I consider myself an activist. What I do in that capacity is run this website. I spend my time informing other people about what is going on...so that they may become aware off the need for change. And when enough people understand this they can work together to effect change. But that change is not going to happen as a result of another march or a vigil. If I spent this valuable time holding a candle in the park I would not take credit for helping the citizens of this nation or of the world. I would not be having an effect on anything.Do you have any idea why all sorts of new crowd control technology are being developed? Do you know why there are light and sound weapons being distributed to your local police? It is because the people of this nation may well need riot control if enough of them understand what is going on.When the people of this nation finally understand how badly they are being betrayed by their so called leaders leaders (and by their worst enemy, the establishment media), they will have no choice but to take to the streets. Our representative government can't help us because it does not exist anymore. Is this not embarrassingly obvious to you at this point? Your real enemies, the people who have the most to fear, are currently taking measures to protect themselves from the citizens. What do you think the Patriot Act is all about? Why do you think the government is spying on Americans and placing surveillance mechanisms in the streets (cameras), on your phone lines, on your Internet communication, and why do you think your peaceful organizations are being infiltrated by your local police and FBI? It is not to protect our citizens from so called terrorists, it is to protect the criminals who have taken over our government from the citizens!The time is not far off. The orchestrated collapse of the economy is taking place right now. Who do you think is doing this? Do you think it was an accident? Do you know who controls the monetary system? Do you know the people who are controlling the money are doing exactly what they did when they intentionally caused the Great Depression? Were you aware that the Federal Reserve stopped reporting how much money they print? They did this several years ago...and they were allowed to do this because they don't report to any government. They are printing so much money that each printed drops in value. This way they can buy everything...or just take it away...because you will default on your loans and you won't have the money to eat or house yourself. You will be powerless and you will be a slave to their dollars, or whatever new currency they have waiting for us...such as a world currency. Wake up people...this is not the 60s, nor is this a sex scandal. We are in huge trouble...and we need to do something. So do something that makes sense. Organize in numbers that mean something, and make plans that make people sit up and take notice. If you cannot do something real then support people or organizations that will. Stop supporting organizations that distract you by taking your time and money and using those resources to make you think you are having an impact while in reality they are simply distracting you from having any real impact. You know, the organizations that sent you on vigils. So do something real or support those who do. At the very least stop wasting your time and money. The inaction and ineffectiveness of the organized 'opposition' to the power brokers who run the show are embarrassing enough. Keep in mind grass roots movements start from the bottom. Huge powerful activist organizations that seem to pop out of nowhere are usually funded by the very people you want to remove from power.Todays problems are not political, they are criminal. This is not about left versus right, it is about right versus wrong. It is about freedom versus tyranny. So think back throughout all of history and see if you can find one example of a tyranny ending after being defeated by vigils.
Can you hear me yet?
Indeed. -Jason COCKrell

Autism Speaks and it's time to listen

2008-03-28T17:06:00.000-07:00

World Autism Awarness Day!Wednesday, April 2, 2008www.worldautismawarenessday.org
On December 18, 2007 the United Nations General Assembly adopted Resolution 62/139 declaring April 2 as World Autism Awareness Day (WAAD) in perpetuity. This UN resolution is one of only three official disease-specific United Nations Days and will bring the world's attention to autism, a pervasive disorder that affects tens of millions.
The World Autism Awareness Day resolution encourages all Member States to take measures to raise awareness about autism throughout society and to encourage early diagnosis and early intervention. It further expresses deep concern at the prevalence and high rate of autism in children in all regions of the world and the consequent developmental challenges.
Autism Speaks believes that World Autism Awareness Day will shine a bright light on autism as a growing global health crisis. WAAD activities will help to increase and develop world knowledge of the autism epidemic and will impart information regarding the importance of early diagnosis and early intervention. Additionally, WAAD will celebrate the unique talents and skills of persons with autism and will be a day when individuals with autism are warmly welcomed and embraced in community events around the globe.
By bringing together autism organizations all around the world, we will give a voice to the millions of children worldwide who are undiagnosed, misunderstood and looking for help. Please join us in our effort to make this possible.
For more information on World Autism Awareness Day, visit www.worldautismawarenessday.org.

Celebrate World Autism Awareness Day in Kansas City!
On Wednesday April 2nd, join us to celebrate World Autism Awareness Day! When: April 2, 2008Time: 4:30 pm Where: Legends of Village West around the Fountain, Kansas City, KS ORSummit Crossings in Lee’s Summit, MO. The two locations have been established due to the Bi-State participation.
This is a casual event to bring together families and friends of those that are affected. There will be guest speakers as well as a Balloon Launch at 5:00 pm.
For more information, please contact kansascity@autismspeaks.org
Celebrate World Autism Awareness Day in your community!
Wear your Autism Speaks Puzzle Pin
Inform your friends and family about World Autism Awareness Day by forwarding this email
Read a book on autism, then donate the book you've finished to your local library.
Visit your local Barnes & Noble for a special "Let's Be Friends Storytime" during Autism Awareness Month
Encourage your local Mayor to make a World Autism Awareness Day Proclamation
Sign up for a Walk Now for Autism event in your community
If there is not a walk in your community, participate in a Virtual Walk in honor of World Autism Awareness Day
Encourage your school to celebrate with these activities
Encourage your company or local businesses to celebrate with these activities
For more ideas on how to celebrate World Autism Awareness Day in your community, visit www.worldautismawarenessday.org.
Local Walk Now For Autism
2008 Kansas City Walk Now For Autism - Saturday, October 18 at Kansas Speedway
Register Online at www.walknowforautism.org/kansascity
Walk Now for Autism is a 5K family walk and an autism community resource fair heightening public awareness and raising money to fund autism research. Scheduled in over 70 U.S. cities in 2008, Walk Now for Autism’s national appeal extends beyond the autism community.
Attendees include families and friends united in their support of those affected by autism; business and civic leaders; medical professionals; educators; and local and national celebrities. Attendees come from a wealth of backgrounds and ethnicities sharing a commitment to finding the missing piece of the puzzle.
For additional information, please call (312) 515-1452 or email kansascity@autismspeaks.org

About Autism SpeaksAutism Speaks is a 501(c)3 dedicated to increasing awareness of the growing autism epidemic and to raising money to fund scientists who are searching for a cure. It was founded in February 2005 by Suzanne and Bob Wright. Bob Wright is Vice Chairman and Executive Officer, General Electric and the former Chairman and CEO of NBC Universal. Autism Speaks and Cure Autism Now (CAN) recently combined operations, bringing together two of the leading organizations dedicated to accelerating and funding biomedical research into the causes, prevention, treatments and cure for autism spectrum disorders; to increasing awareness of the nation's fastest growing developmental disorder; advocating for the needs of affected families; and providing family services to answer those tough questions families might need to ask, but don’t know who to turn to.
Our MissionWe are dedicated to funding global biomedical research into the causes, prevention, treatments, and cure for autism; to raising public awareness about autism and its effects on individuals, families, and society; and to bringing hope to all who deal with the hardships of this disorder.
No other organization offers the nationwide, comprehensive mission funding Research, Awareness, Advocacy and Community Services. As such, Autism Speaks serves as the national umbrella for the entire autism community. Autism Speaks unique approach works to advance the science, provide a united voice for the community, and invites the general public in to become part of our crusade.
We Need Your HelpAutism is the fastest growing developmental disorder, affecting 1 in 150 children born today. Despite the high prevalence and growing health care costs associated with caring for a child with autism, autism research receives less than 5% of the research funding of many other, less prevalent, childhood diseases.
Autism Speaks.... It's Time To Listen -Jason Cockrell

Join the AFC!

2008-03-28T17:04:00.000-07:00

This was an email I got recently from one of my favorite websites dedicated to bringing power back to the people. Read it and decide what you will but at least give them a look. -Cock

The American Freedom Campaign has set a goal for itself. We want to expand our base of online supporters from 38,000 to 50,000 people over the course of the next month. With this 30+ percent increase, we will enhance our ability to influence Congress when important bills are under consideration. We will also be able to activate a larger number of Americans during the upcoming general election season when the issue of excessive presidential power should be at the top of the national agenda.
Why should your friends join the American Freedom Campaign - either by signing our petition or by signing up for AFC updates on our home page? That's a good question. This is why (and this, of course, is what they will read when you forward this E-mail along):
The American Freedom Campaign was launched less than eight months ago to build a grassroots movement to help restore the Constitution and reverse the violations of civil liberties and human rights that have occurred over the past seven years.
Over the past few months, the American Freedom Campaign has filled an important role in Washington by leading the fight to restore our system of checks and balances. While there are many organizations fighting specific policies considered unconstitutional, few, if any, are focused almost exclusively on restraining executive overreach.
Consistent with its mission to restore checks and balances, AFC aggressively - and successfully - pushed the U.S. House to pass a contempt resolution against Bush administration officials who refused to comply with congressional subpoenas. The Capitol Hill newspaper, Roll Call, in an article about the contempt vote in the House, cited AFC as an example - in fact, the only example - of an advocacy group generating grassroots pressure on House members.
AFC has also helped inject constitutional balance of powers issues into the debate over the nation's Iraq policy. As the Bush administration negotiates an agreement with the Iraqi government to establish the parameters of the two nations' bilateral relationship beyond 2008, AFC is working with members of Congress to ensure that no significant commitment is made without the approval of Congress. Toward this end, AFC hosted a conference call on which Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA), joined by two constitutional scholars from Yale Law School, introduced a resolution expressing the sense of the House that any major agreement reached without congressional approval will be invalid.
As the 2008 campaign moves forward, AFC will play a critically important educational role. We will aggressively push the message that the Bush administration's dramatic expansion of executive power makes the selection of the next president one of the most important decisions the citizens of this nation will ever make.
But if we are going to succeed moving forward, it will only be with your help. So, please, take a minute and forward this email to anyone you think would be interested in our mission. We hope they will then either sign our petition or sign up for AFC updates on our home page:
http://www.americanfreedomcampaign.org/

An Atheist Insight: Mindsets

2008-03-19T19:16:00.001-07:00

Can you believe that at one point in our history the world was flat? At one point we were the center of the entire universe and the sun rotated around us? That in the ‘50s we had global warming and in the ‘70s we had global cooling? That cultures had religions they poured their every fiber into and that now we call those mythologies? That the United States is the greatest nation on the face of this earth? It’s amazing how we can think a certain way and that those thoughts become solid fact. The same goes for me with religion, government and currency. We currently have the mindset that books from 2,000 years ago have the keys to our salvation, that we actually have a democracy in the United States (it’s really more like a corporate republic) and that pieces of paper and rocks actually have a value. We also believe that these are irrefutable and that there are no other options. We’re stuck with what we’ve got and no one should even think about changing them. I mean can you imagine if we had never changed our minds about the earth or religions with multiple gods. We would probably have utopia by now.
A disclaimer: I’ll actually be talking about other religions besides Christianity in this blog but don’t fear Christians I’ll mostly be talking about you guys. Please feel free to discredit me or attack me with verses. I love it when you talk back.

Our Current Dangerous Mindsets: Religion is the way and the only way we all should live. Religion gives us morals to guide us and is the answer to what happens next. Religion also makes us share our faith with others, sometimes at great costs but it’s worth it to keep friends, family and strangers from going to hell. Religion also judges the wicked for what they’ve done and gives us a set of laws to abide by. Science has little to no influence in religion because what is written down is the truth and the truth must be applied.
I grew up with a sense of right and wrong. My conscience, which has nothing to do with God or the devil, led me to make the best choices possible. Sometimes I ignored it but when I realized I had choose the wrong one guilt would set in, which amazingly also has nothing to do with God or the devil. But my moral compass, I would be told, wasn’t a genetic gift it was a Biblical gift. It seems that religion developed and researched what we should think and do. Then these highly intelligent and pious men (cause women can’t write as we’ve also been told) wrote these moral guide posts down and decided to gather the community and shove it down their throats. And that’s the way it’s always been. I mean people like me that say otherwise are on the fringe or have lost their mind or have been inappropriately touched by Satan. Of course I was also told that Christianity is completely right and the only religion that would get me into heaven. Everyone was wrong that lived outside of the United States and Christianity but for some reason we also had freedom of religion. Go figure. I was talking to my uncle this weekend about all of this. And I told him that if we changed our mindset of religion we would be a more peaceful society. Not utopia or perfection but at peace. Did you know in the last 100 years over 40 million people have been killed by fanatics, wars and religion? I’m so glad we think so highly of ourselves and neighbors. You know what my main beef with religion is besides its inaccuracies and its biases. It’s the fact that we’re always hoping the next life will be better than this one. The religious are always looking up and ignoring life down here. And now I’m seeing those that want the Apocalypse today! How is that a good thing? Were you given a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket to heaven or a Catholic guarantee of admittance? If I could shake or better yet touch someone’s head and scream “Out of this person, vile religion! You no longer have power over him/her!” That person would wake up and see how bad this world really is and decide “Hey, I can help this situation by using problem solving. Whoa, did I just think for myself?” Can you imagine a world where everybody is having a human experience instead of a spiritual one? There would be no homeless, no uneducated child, no need for blood drives, no shortage of volunteers, little to no crime and no one left behind. “Oh Jason you’re fooling yourself. Religion try’s to do that now. What makes you think by taking that out that people will line up to do those things?” Well religion does try to fill voids that people have and churches also try to entice you to donate time and money because your penthouse lot in heaven increases. When you force things onto people they are less likely to do them or continue doing them. If you lead by example and are patient with those that are reluctant at first your “volunteers” increase. That’s why churches don’t have very large committed congregations and why wars don’t bring peace. (For example, the Pleasant Valley Church I once attended had an average of 4-6,000 people come every weekend but only 1,200 was actual members of the church.) If we begin life as spirits and end life as spirits then what is the true point of living a sort span of life on earth? Spirits wouldn’t come here to experience a spiritual experience because that just doesn’t make sense. When we live for ourselves and others we will be free of our earthly bondage. And we’ll live a much richer and fulfilled life.

Possible mindset: We come to terms with who we are and what we can be. We accept that our life can be short here but we can make the best and most of it. We can still believe in a Higher Power that can guide us and show us better ways but our focus will remain earthbound to achieve inner and society goals.
As some of you know, I’m atheist only because it gets people’s short attention span. Really I’m agnostic or a humanist. And for those that don’t know here’s my actual belief. A God or Higher Being is responsible for the start of our universe. After that the universe was on it’s own to grow. –Side note- Which also means since the universe is unbelievable huge that there is probably other life out there which would also make our current views on religion irrelevant. Not only that but we are saying that we are the only life forms with souls in the entire universe due to God’s (and Satan’s) intimate relationship with us.- When humans first came into existence God placed a piece of itself within us, a soul or consciousness or both. God did this to enhance its omniscience (all knowing) by gathering human experience when our lives are complete. There is only one spiritual realm and all humans are from here and return here. And due to this all humans return here no matter what life they led here on earth. This would mean that criminals of all walks of life would not go to hell but I don’t need some divine judgment to be used on an individual so that I can sleep better at night. Their decisions are their decision that they have to live with. And in my view I think “my” God would need to have “evil” balance all the “good” experiences from others. There can’t be good without evil. Utopia or eden is a lie. Sorry to burst everyone’s bubbles. I mean I don’t want to go to Christian heaven to worship an insecure God for eternity and not see anyone I once knew and why would Satan, the embodiment of all evil, torture evil people? Wouldn’t he embrace them and maybe train them to fight and kill angels or something equally constructive. I also just don’t see how God would be ok with innocents and non-believers rotting in hell for eternity. Isn’t He damning Himself since we are modeled after Him?
So in closing, getting rid of our current religions would be a step in the right direction. We can live without one and I think it would help us be a better people. You’re probably wondering out of all the problems in the world why focus so intensely on religion. Because I don’t want to focus on symptoms but diseases and religion is one of them. If we never remove our dividing ideals on religion this world will never find any semblance of peace. We will always go to war over who’s right and who’s wrong. Take religion and money out of the equation you greatly weaken the desire to do harm to one another. Of course I think we should legalize all drugs and teach sex and food education to the masses too. But I future President (or Antichrist if you prefer) can dream can’t he? -Rev. Jason COCKrell

P.S. Please feel free to tell me that I’m going to hell and be sure to use verses to really drive your point across. I stumbled across this the other day and found it amusing. It seems that Jesus would have been ok if his best friend Judas Iscariot had been aborted by his mother. “It would have been finer for him if that man had not been born,” said Jesus in Matthew 26:24-25 Hopefully I’m not on your “wished he died before birth” list yet. Oh, and be prepared for the Book of Jason for it will be upon us all soon.

Hi my name is Jason and I'm a Pauloholic

2008-03-18T16:13:00.001-07:00

Greetings my fellow disgruntled or sound asleep Americans! This blog is meant to inform you on things you don’t normally hear about. But first please go to http://www.therealnews.com and check out Obama vs. Clinton on Blackwater interview with Jeremy Scahill. If you plan on voting for Obama or Clinton this is a must see video. You’ll really know where they stand on Iraq after seeing this.
And what follows is what happened last Saturday to the GOP. It’s quite funny.

Ron Paul backers succeed in guerilla takeover of some GOP caucuses
By Jo Mannies
POST-DISPATCHPOLITICAL CORRESPONDENT
03/18/2008

The first hints were the phone calls.Never before had St. Charles County Republican Party Chairman Jon Bennett received so many queries about where this year's party caucus was to be held. And Bennett didn't recognize most of the callers.On Saturday, Bennett learned why. Dozens of avid supporters of Ron Paul, a Texas congressman who is running a renegade quest for the presidential nomination, staged a political guerrilla attack. At that caucus at St. Peters City Hall — as well as others across the state — party regulars like Bennett were overwhelmed.Caucuses in Missouri, held only in presidential election years, are typically low-key affairs attended mainly by party diehards. But this year, the pro-Paul activists commandeered gatherings in the city of St. Louis, St. Louis County, Kansas City and Springfield. Paul supporters also controlled caucuses in at least a half dozen rural counties.
The result: Paul's supporters predict they have snagged roughly a third of the 2,137 state Republican delegates. Those delegates will determine the state GOP platform this spring and help select the presidential delegates to the national Republican presidential convention in Minneapolis in September.The unorthodox push, which sparked shouting matches in some meetings, reflected Paul's campaign — an anti-establishment, grass-roots movement built on passion."This is a movement for change in the long term," said Ruth Carlson, a 24-year-old secretary from St. John who helped organize Saturday's push in the St. Louis area. At many of Saturday's caucuses, the Paul contingents also won approval for some of their man's key positions, including resolutions for withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, and against the federal Patriot Act and warrantless wiretaps. But the most politically explosive resolution called for repealing the Missouri Republican Party requirement that all of the state's 58 GOP presidential delegates back the victor in the Feb. 5 primary: U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., now the presumptive presidential nominee.In Missouri's presidential contest, Paul obtained less than 5 percent of the statewide Republican vote.Missouri leaders of Saturday's pro-Paul effort insist that they're not driven by a quest to resurrect his chances for the White House.Carlson and other Paul supporters say their aim is to force the Missouri Republican Party to embrace Paul's principles. "We're not holding out an illusion that Ron is going to win the nomination," said Debbie Hopper, Paul's national field director. "This is about calling the Republican Party back to its roots."Hopper — who lives in Fenton and was herself elected a delegate Saturday at a caucus in St. Louis County — cited other caucus successes by pro-Paul supporters in other states, including Nevada, Colorado and Washington.But Missouri Republican officials plan to fight back. State Republican Party Executive Director Jared Craighead said party leaders will be examining the lists of caucus-goers, and of the newly elected state delegates. He contends that some of the Paul activists involved in the caucuses were really Democrats or Libertarians who should be tossed off.However, St. Louis city Republican Chairwoman Judy Zakibe joined Bennett in asserting that some of the blame lies with Republican elected officials and party activists who stayed home Saturday."Our people didn't come out," Zakibe said. "That's what cost us."But Bennett accused the Paul forces of deception. At the St. Charles County caucus, Paul backers did not identify themselves as such. Instead they promoted a group of proposed delegates they called the Conservative Values slate."They went out of their way not to use 'Ron Paul,'" Bennett said. "Intellectually they were dishonest about their reasons."Still, Bennett had to appreciate their success: "I'll hand them kudos for being activists. I'll hand them kudos for being organized."Brent Stafford, a computer analyst from O'Fallon who headed the pro-Paul forces in St. Charles County, gave credit to his side's stealth preparations, which included mock caucuses.Whatever happens, organizer Carlson said Saturday's victories should prove that Republican Party leaders can't ignore Ron Paul, his views or his supporters.She added with a chuckle: "We're not just a bunch of people on the Internet. We show up." This STLtoday.com article -- "Ron Paul backers succeed in guerilla takeoverof some GOP caucuses"

Also check out:
http://primebuzz.kcstar.com/?q=node/10514
http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics/story/535453.html
http://credoaction.com/ (I would join their cell phone network but I’m stuck with Altel. But go here to sign important petitions!)
http://action.downsizedc.org/wyc.php?cid=90 (Please tell Congress to pass Ron Paul’s health bill.)

Thanks and prepare for the First Coming. Which after typing that kinda sounds like a porn title. –Rev. Jason COCKrell

Cock's Corner: Soon to be a sin to read

2008-03-17T20:04:00.001-07:00

Since I’m so fucking loving I thought I would spread some fucking love in this blog. My fucking love list is as follows: Fucking Bush, fucking Pope, fucking Fed and fucking Glenn Beck.
I want to give a big Fuck You to our oppressive emperor Bush for being himself and for celebrating a five year anniversary of a war built on lies. I’m glad that we as a people don’t give a fuck and stay asleep and let this bastard stay in power and keep us in a war that we need to get out of ASAP. Quit being convenient Christians and/or Americans and stand up and start demanding what this country needs.
Which leads me to an even bigger Fuck You to the illegal Federal Reserve. Fuck you bastards for existing but more importantly fuck you for printing more debt ($200 billion last week) and the never helpful cutting of the interest rate. Guys we’re fucked and heading towards a massive depression. These bullshit fixes only prolong and increase the problem. We need to get rid of these fucks so we can have our money and country back. Then we need to quit spending money on shit we don’t need and wars we shouldn’t fight and maybe we can then start saving money so we can have a real economy. (see Ron Paul for more info)
As many of you know I’m a big advocate against religion and I probably hate Catholicism more than most. So when the way too powerful, former Nazi party member, Pope Benedict revealed the Seven New Sins I about had an aneurism. What I got out of it was no more sex with little boys, no more abortions, no more drugs, no more pollution and no more science. I guess I should convert before I go to hell. And since when could old, white males make up new rules for a “divine” book? Maybe he should read about the law that says no worshiping idols cause he kinda seems like an idol to me. So fuck you Pope and fuck you Catholics and your lent.
And finally I want to give a fuck you to my former best friend of news, Glenn Beck. As two of you may recall I broke up with Glenn over his personal sellout to the FISA bill. Well I’m a glutton for punishment so I thought I would check in on the man. Well the first story was about the economy. I was agreeing with him and then he brought on his guests. One was a Wall Street monkey and the other had been on the show numerous times and I’ve always really liked him. Well Glenn asks the numerous guy something like, “Is there any conservative candidates out there that get that our economy is failing and we should stop spending and get to fixing it?” Of course I say Ron Paul under my breath and something magical happens, the guy responds with, “Well Ron Paul has been saying that for years and getting made fun of for it. Of course I agree with Ron because I’ve been saying the same thing for years too and I’ve gotten the same response.” Granted this isn’t word for word. I wanted transcripts from tonight’s show but CNN hadn’t posted them yet. Basically I really feel in love with this guy even more (strictly in a hetro-economist way) But the thing that got Glenn the fuck you was when the guy was finished that cut back to Glenn who looked away from the camara and seemed to no longer no the guy and said, “Rigghhhtt…” which was just barely audible and proceeded onto the next question like nothing ever happened and then after that cut the interview(s) off. Get off your McCain, Obama, Clinton hating and bashing train Glenn and start supporting someone who won lots of delegates all over Missouri this past Saturday! You fucking pompous asshole sellout!
And so I’ll end with a quote from our Emperor, “See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again fro the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” May 2005. Keep fucking me in the ass Bush. I’m lovin’ it. –Rev. Jason COCKrell

P.S. An Atheist Insight for tomorrow’s installment. Be prepared!

Save the whale. Have sex with others.

2008-03-07T14:55:00.000-08:00

Greetings disciples and welcome to the Church of Cock. (Have you noticed I pretty much put cock with everything? You’d think I was obsessed or something.) Today’s topic will be sex. Oh yes the thing right-wingers of faith hate and porn stars love but first, a history lesson. In the beginning everyone was naked and fucked for survival and the enjoyment of it. Much like animals in the wild we used to fuck like rabbits. As we “progressed” as a society we realized clothes protected us and made us look good (and hid our penis sizes) so being naked became a taboo. Then by the time of the Catholic Church sex was banned for their priests and nuns and they pretty much ruined sex for everybody else too. No masturbation, no sex before marriage, no oral and no anal. Fun stealers! (Thank the Indians for Karma Sutra!) As time marched forward sex was mistreated by religion until it was pretty much a sin by all accounts until marriage and then you could fuck each other’s brains out, put them back in and fuck them out again. But there was a secret underground sex movement that said, “Sex is great even if you’re gay!” They started to have sex more and started to oppose the pious churches and their anti-sex stances. This battle rages on and now more than ever it needs to get bigger (without the aid of sex pills). As a society we must have even more sex with others (and even with ourselves) than we ever have before. But remember, the church’s God created STDs and bad shit like that to hinder our sexual experiences but with proper care and coverage sex must be done. Even if it means we have to sacrifice ourselves to have sex several times a day, sex must be done. I want a chorus of orgasms ringing around this great nation to show the churches just how much we’re having. Don’t fret over virginity or if you have to fake it, just have it. And on the topic of faking it, how come you just don’t stop us mid-hump and tell us, “Look, I’m not getting any pleasure out of your dick. I need you to stimulate my clit and to do that you need to follow my instructions so I can finally have an orgasm.” I would be ok with this. They don’t call me a good listener for nothing. ;) So your assignment is to fuck, fuck and fuck some more. Go out and make your orgies heard! Let’s make sex free again! Can I get an “AwFuck” from the congregation?! AwFuck indeed. –Rev. Jason COCKrell

P.S. I’m writing a book/gospel for a Bible. It’s the Book of Jason and it’s raunchy. Stay tuned or I’ll smite you.

P.P.S This was the 169 blog for Facebook. Heehee.

P.P.P.S. Check out these uber important websites:
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/78837/ (the dildo war of Texas)
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/78899/ (ha! Bullshit for sure.)
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/78910/ (you know if Bush gets his way with this we’re all really fucked)
http://www.revolutionmarch.com/jscimmortal (join if you can)
http://www.ronpaulforcongress.com/index.html (Ron won his 11th term with 70% of the vote. Congrats Ron!)
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/ (yes he’s still in it folks)
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=149166 (My God this gets me so much more excited than I already was for Watchmen!)

P.P.P.P.S. And for those wondering just what "Superman dat hoe" means let me inform you. To perform this feat of wonderment you must fuck the hoe in question doggie style. Pull out and cum on the hoe's back and apologize to her. She'll be pissed and demand you clean her off but you must only pretend to and at the same time spread it around. Let her sleep her anger off and by morning the cum will have dried to the bed sheet and she'll have a superhero cape! Superman dat hoe indeed.

The Way of the Vag

2008-03-04T17:03:00.000-08:00

This is an open letter to all the ladies that read this thing called my blog. What’s so difficult about asking us men out to dates? Is there some Vagina Law found in some book somewhere that states that you can’t. I mean guys are predominately stupid and think of three things all day long: 1. Sex 2. Beer 3. Sports (or in my case comics). That’s it! You may think we’re complicated but we’re not. You’re so far ahead of us that it seems like we’re complicated when in fact we’re just incompetent. “But we give you hints,” you tell us. We can’t tell what hints are and what aren’t. Even when you give us blatantly obvious ones we still have trouble. It’s because we’re preoccupied with our three thoughts. Sure some of us have book smarts, or common sense, or even “street” smarts but when it comes to “women” smarts we just don’t have any. And really what attracts you all to us (besides are 4”-5” penises)? I mean we have three thoughts, a majority of us are fat, a majority of us are hairy and a majority of us are both. So what is it? We don’t have any attractive features that I’m aware of. I guess it’s our personalities or maybe our “strength.” I’m just wondering all of this as I trek back out into the dreaded “single’s arena.” Like usual I’m fairing horribly. First I clam up too easily when approaching and when I get to her all I can usually get out is “Hi.” If I get past that and actually ask then the first date goes to hell in a hand basket. I’m inherently shy when you first get to know me (you could so tell from reading this couldn’t you) and I can’t lead a conversation to save my life. If I get past steps one and two then I usually get stuck in the even more dreaded “friend zone.” This zone, much like that of the Twilight Zone, sucks for me. It can sometimes be ok but when you have strong feelings for someone this zone just really sucks. But a girl-friend once told me because of who I am (the guy girls pine for but don’t really want) I won’t find someone until I’m 30 and so is she. By then she will have been dumped and disappointed by so many dumb assholes that I’ll be the knight in shining armor. But I really don’t want to wait that long. So if you have any tips for this two thought guy let me know. And guys I’m sorry I leaked out this highly secretive information on our inner workings but the truth was bound to come out. So ladies next time you think that we’re being complicated or hardheaded (no not down there) just remember you really are smarter than us 98% of the time. (Unless you’re Matt Crowley and he’s just right all the damn time!) My next sermon will more than likely be about sex but if my Lord and Savior tells me to blog something else than by FSM I will. Have a sex-filled day my children. –Rev. Jason COCKrell
Check out these sites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMRgT5o-Ig
http://www.whereisobl.com
http://www.maxblumenthal.com
http://www.thirdgender666.com

Cock Camp. A camp that brainwashes guys, gals and chimps.

2008-03-01T18:47:00.000-08:00

I finished watching the documentary movie entitled Jesus Camp. It's really Hitler Youth brainwashing at its best. The movie stems out of Becky Fischer who's a children’s minister at Christ Triumphant Church in Lee's Summit, Missouri. The movie follows her and kids as the trek up to Devils Lake, North Dakota for their summer camp. There the kids witness, feel Jesus, speak in tongues and get righteously pissed off at the world and government (except for the praise of George Bush section). It scared the Jesus out of me. I find it so disturbing that these parents and church goers feel that they should indoctrinate these kids from birth to death. Becky says that since "Islam" trains their kids to fast and to be martyrs we should too. It's a spiritual war we're fighting and since we're right we should win and kill the bastards. I'm so glad Christianity is such a religion of peace. Just think if it wasn't: We would kill Jews and Muslims daily, we would kill homosexuals even quicker, we would kill savages like Native Americas and we would kill women and say they "sinned" against men or they are witches. So thankfully it's one of peace, just look to the Old Testament for proof.See, there are two things wrong with America today: the greedy, corrupt government and Christianity. I've sworn to try to be "nice" and "accepting" of Christians but I'm done with that. You're fools for believing this garbage. It's no different than when Greeks were worshiping Zeus or Romans with Jupiter or Norse with Odin. Just replace the word God or Jesus with any of those gods and it’s the same damn thing. We've always falsely believed in some invisible friend so that we could get to paradise because earth sucks. We’ve killed and converted in the name of -blank- religion for centuries. Today is no different it's just more widely accepted because we're mostly bored, scared and dumb in a much larger scale than we ever have been. Jesus Camp is like Westboro Baptist or Hard as Nails or Jesus Men or Purpose Driven Life or Battlecry or Campus Crusade or countless other wackjob places for likeminded blank slates that can come together and praise and have orgasms to an invisible, infinite, human God. Wake the fuck up. I'm not saying we should all be atheists. I mean I won't take out the possibility of a God but I don't spend my days worshiping, plotting and hoping my spot in Heaven will have a sweet pad. That's why I became a minister; it's all a God damn joke. I mean I'm a reverend now. WTF!? But this I guess it just gets me closer to my Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. AARRRGHH! RAmen!So does religion serve a purpose other than to piss me off? To an extent I think. We can find out who we are in some cases. That is the basis for Yoga and Chakra is to do just that. But those to me are tools to find good in yourself (if you can’t on your own at first) because there ultimate goal is once you’re whole than you serve your neighbors and vice versa. Does it teach morals? Christianity sure doesn’t. Morals found there are ones taught for centuries before and each ended in your death if you didn’t abide by them. Morals should be something that guides you in decisions not guides you by fear. Morals won’t disappear once religion is gone. It’s a society taught practice that is passed on to every generation. Ultimately, religion and especially Christianity is a divider and not a uniter. It’s the saved vs. the unsaved. Join or go to hell. That’s hardly uniting anyone. That’s just more fear to bring people to the offertory plate. And those that refuse to play the Christ game become shunned, mocked and sometimes killed. Peace my ass. “But what about prayer, speaking in tongues and other stuff,” you say. Well it’s all a state of mind. If you desire something of course you’re going to set things into motion to get what you want. Remember the old saying “if you put your mind to it” well prayer goes with that. No, prayer won’t save your dying ass but if you ask God about a job or banging a co-worker and it happens well then God must have willed it and your talent or suaveness must not be the reason. Give all of your glory to God because utterly you’re fucking worthless. And even myself and a chimp can speak in tongues. Hkajdoi! Ionlkwej! See I just wrote in tongues. Have I made my point yet?So if you call yourself Christian do some things for me. Actually read your Bible (you know the whole thing), do exactly what it says because it is the divine word of God and God hates you for not following Him (and if you're a fag he hates you too, especially you Harry Potter fans), actually look into what other religions believe in instead of having someone just tell you that they're completely wrong, realize that the Bible doesn't have a copyright on morals or peace and that most other religions were already talking about ideas found in the Bible long before it was ever uttered or wrote down, remember that Romans and Germans are responsible for the Bible in your hands and that if Christianity is so right why do 3,000 churches interrupt it differently. Don't they all have the same Bible? (Well except Mormons) Oh and have sex and realize that it’s ok to sin since that’s so damn broad. And think for yourself and realize that having an imagination is still a good thing to have. That's my confession, have a wonderfully lame day. -Rev. Jason COCKrell

The great thing about America is that everybody should vote. -Bush

2008-03-01T17:40:00.000-08:00

Goodness, March already? That means March Madness crap and yes more politics. On the Ides of March (March 15th for those unRoman) is when Missouri's counties gather round and pick a Presidential candidate for delegates to go down to the state and then off to the national convention. And at the national we'll have our two candidates and that's when this fun rollercoaster REALLY gets good. So on that note, it's update time!Robot Clinton (who kinda looks like Robot Chicken now that I think about it) is trying to win Texas and Ohio to stay alive. But since she doesn't have Oprah backing her she won't win. Thankfully America's boy Obama does and he's well on his way of getting the nomination. Of course their are those Superdelegates at the National Convention you have to pay off but since Obama is close to having a million American donors I don't see this being a problem for him. Zombie McCain, Christ-filled Huckabee and America's best hope Paul are still fighting but according to our unbiased and loving media the Zombie is our man. I guess it was the threat of brain eating that won it for old McCain but I'm not for sure. There is the Botox wife factor too. And I guess Christ doesn't want Huck cause I guess Huck doesn't have the faith of a mustard seed. See if Huck had that Christ would do the impossible and make him President now but Christ loves Bush so maybe that's why Bush is still President. And what of my man Paul you ask. Well he still has staff, support and money but since America is on the Obama train he won't get the nomination and really since the media tells us not to care we won't. I just hoping he'll at least get to keep his seat in the House. I want him to run Independent but I don't think he will. I still want to march on DC with him though and I'll continue donating to him. Long live the rEVOLution!But that's not all. From the ashes rises another candidate choice. NADER! Ah the little billionaire that could. This will make the fifth time he has run for the office and most of us remember him for stealing votes from Gore in 2000. It's kinda like blaming the devil for wreaking your car. No Gore lost because our shadowy overlords wanted Bush. Bush won the election before we even voted and Nader had nothing to do with it. I think it's great that bored rich people decide to do something productive. I like some of the things Nader has done and wants to do as President. I especially like the fact that he wants the impeachment of Bush and Cheney. Hell he already announced his running mate, a man named Matt Gonzalez. So it seems he's pretty damn serious but I doubt he'll win. I think it would be great. Talk about a slap in the face to the government but you know damn well that our government sure the hell wouldn't do anything he wants to get done. We really just need to start over. Erase the cluttered chalkboard already!I also became a card carrying member of the ACLU today. You know, the Republicans best friend, right Mr. Beck? Anywho for those interested:http://dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Ralph_Nader for a funny look at NaderAndhttp://www.votenader.org/index.html for his official website.And that's all for now. Next I talk Jesus and why he's no better than Zeus. -Rev. Jason COCKrell

Priest Cock is at your service.

2008-02-27T14:51:00.000-08:00

I'm finally complete. Last night I got to see my favorite band Vedera live at the Record Bar. I loved that it was this hole in the wall bar that was packed with people there to hear the greatest thing to happen to Kansas City since BBQ. I was even ok with second-hand smoking an entire pack of cigarettes while I was there and standing in uncomfortable shoes for over 3 hours. The highlight of the night, besides hearing them play and perform new songs, was the fact that I got to meet the lead singer Kristen May. Not only is she incredibly beautiful but super nice. She signed mine and Carmen's ticket and we both bought a shirt. And like usual, when I meet someone I admire greatly I was at a loss of words but I at least got to shake her hand and didn't come off as a school boy with a crush. I now want their new cd that much more and I can't wait to see them again. Thanks and I love you Vedera. I also want to give a shout out to my comic book bro Vince Vaughan (no not the celebrity but close) for showing me the "light." He got ordained to marry a friend of his (see here http://www.bankyforpresident.com/ for the blog and the man himself) so I decided I would do the same if only to bring a smile to my face. So how can one do the same? Go to http://www.ulc.net/index.php which is the website for the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California. Fill out your info and they'll review you and make it official and legal within a few days. Then you can take your pastoral self to all sorts of weddings, funerals and even baptisms. And if you want you can even start your own church. So now I can finally be like the Catholic priests and be called Pastor Cock. Hallelujah! Amen!Expect a Ralph Nadar blog very soon. Yes I said Ralph Nadar. You know, the guy that "spoiled" the election for Al Gore (As I’m making a jerking off motion writing that). I mean Nadar can't be worse than this: "Do you have blacks, too?" –President Bush asks Brazilian president Fernanda Henrique Cardoso this question; Washington D.C.; Nov. 8, 2001Also check out:http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks (funny)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TilAqoYBVjA (even funnier)http://www.aclu.org/factoverfear (please act now on this)

It's a time of sorrow & sadness when we lose a loss of life.

2008-02-19T19:04:00.000-08:00

My UFO camara flash was a stop light camara set up past the light. Hopefully I'll get a ticket from my phantom cop. Assholes. Also I meant to give movie reviews for Jumper and The Spiderwick Chronicles.
Jumper 1.5 out of 4 which is for the idea and the look. The rest just sucked. If you like the ultra horrible Hayden or if you like stories with little value then go see it. But if like keeping your money and time then stay home.
Spiderwick 3 out of 4. For a "children's" movie it was done really well. And it's done all in one movie. No trilogy needed! But you can wait till DVD to watch it.
And a Ron Paul update for those that are still awake. He's still going and has 6 million to spend and he's fighting for his spot in Congress right now too. But if you Conservatives really want McCain and not someone that really is a real person than ignore me and ignore Paul. Write him off like everyone else has. But if you want to be heard and if you want your country back than fight with me and lets help Paul. Later. -Jason COCKrell
Bush quote from Dec. 2004

Scrubbing you with Sunshine...or...

2008-02-18T21:00:00.000-08:00

"We must hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself." -Bush Jan. 11th, 2000. First I want to congradulate myself on having my blog be viewed over 3,000 times. Yah! Second I divorced myself from one Glenn Beck. I've watched him on CNN since he got his show. I loved his sarcasm and wit and just enjoyed him as a person. Tonight I watched him sell-out and say that the FISA bill (currently being fought over in Congress that would give immunity to ATT and Verizon for spying on American citizens) should be passed because it's good that we're spying on phone and internet activity to catch terrorists and he used a Bush playbook lie and said that by not passing it we're endangering American lives. Bull-fucking-shit! Let's call a spade a fascist and just come out and say that spying on Americans is what we do because they don't have freedoms anyways. Seriously you are now the "worst person in the world" indeed Mr. Beck. Third, the US is trying to say we need to shoot down one of our satellites because "it has bad gas and stuff" that could do something "like global warming or cooling." Well Russia says "Bullshit!" and is warning if we conduct this little experiment that they will retaliate. Hey guys let's not piss off the guys with nukes. Just saying. And forth, as I was driving home tonight I was coming up highway 291 heading southbound. Stay with me cause this is uber weird. I pass a stoplight that is at a bottom of a hill and there are no cars behind me, no cars in the other two lanes and one car in front of me probably at least 6 to 8 car lengths in front. I'm doing the speed limit and listening to my new cd Gomez when all of a sudden this bright camara like flash hits me and my car. It was real quick and it seemed to come from above me. I checked myself and my crotch but nothing was transmorphed. It was just really weird and I can't explain what the hell it was. If you have any ideas let me know. Anywho, back to the asylum for me. Later. -COCK

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

2008-02-12T14:48:00.000-08:00

Look! I returned from my vacation exile. I did promise a blog or two during my hiatus but the lazy ass monster kidnapped me and kept me from writing on here. So like usual, I'm sorry. I did get some artwork done, read some, wrote more on Wishful Thinking and just enjoyed time to myself. Plus I got to see friends I hadn't seen in a while and got to go to the Nelson Atkins Art Museum to see their Chinese exhibit.
I also want to let you know that I've been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and so I'm reading His gospel written by His prophet Bobby Henderson. It is eye opening and quite funny. Look it up at: http://www.venganza.org/ I've also started a Chakra Balancing "class" at home and I'm currently reading "The Words We Live By: Your Annotated Guide to the Constitution" by Linda R. Monk. I thought since school didn't teach me about government very well I figured I was my next best choice. Of course all of this is on top of everything else I'm already reading.
Now I tend to read a lot of news on the Internet. I call it being plugged into the Matrix and some might tell me that the Internet is not a good source to get news. But I put more trust and faith here than I do on government controlled media. So while I was checking stories on http://www.alternet.org I found this one: Christian Right's Emerging Deadly Worldview: Kill Muslims to Purify the Earth By Chris Hedges. Here's the first pargraph: "Walid Shoebat, Kamal Saleem and Zachariah Anani are the three stooges of the Christian right. These self-described former Muslim terrorists are regularly trotted out at Christian colleges -- a few days ago they were at the Air Force Academy -- to spew racist filth about Islam on behalf of groups such as Focus on the Family. It is a clever tactic. Curly, Larry and Mo, who all say they are born-again Christians, engage in hate speech and assure us it comes from personal experience. They tell their audiences that the only way to deal with one-fifth of the world's population is by converting or eradicating all Muslims. Their cant is broadcast regularly on Fox News, including the Bill O'Reilly and Neil Cavuto shows, as well as on numerous Christian radio and television programs. Shoebat, who has written a book called Why We Want to Kill You, promises in his lectures to explain the numerous similarities between radical Muslims and the Nazis, how "Muslim terrorists" invaded America 30 years ago and how "perseverance, recruitment and hate" have fueled attacks by Muslims." Yikes, it seems like this country keeps heading towards Nazism more and more everyday. We even have our own Secret Police now. They are called InfraGard and they now have the authority to kill without repercussion given to them by the FBI and Homeland Security. There website is http://www.infragard.net/ Yum! Propaganda. And check here for story: http://www.progressive.org/ Just when we thought Blackwater was bad.
And on a less scary note I'm going to join Ron Paul and the Revolution and march on Washington D.C. as soon as a date is decided. Dr. Paul wanted to do something huge and with good meaning that would gain the media's A.D.D. attention. To see what he said check the first video here: http://blog.myspace.com/ronpaul2008 He suggested Memorial Day or 4th of July. I don't care which day because I'm going to use my illegal tax money or my stimulus package play money to go. It was also suggested that marches on state capitals be on the same day too which I might opt to go to so that I can still buy a gun (or guns) with my money. Of course if the Real ID does go into effect in May that means I'll have to comply or have to get a Passport to go. I would go the Passport route before I gave more rights to Hitler, err..I mean Bush. Of course it depends on what Missouri decides on the Real ID. So this is Cock saying, "Viva La Paul!"

P.S. I'm going to continue to make blog titles out of Bush quotes. Todays comes from 2000.

My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate.

2008-02-07T12:39:00.000-08:00

Welcome one in all to the new home of Cock's Corner! Don't worry Facebook and MySpace friends I'll still be publishing there but this is where all the magic will happen. For those that don't know me very well let me go into some detail of who I am. This should help the government if they're eavesdropping on me.
I'm the latest in a long lineage of chicken/rooster farmers. I'm a registered Independent but consider myself to be Libertarian. I hate Bush and Company and hope to see war crimes and treason brought on them one day. I'm a part of the Ron Paul Revolution. I'm a college dropout from two different colleges. I've spent eight years of servitude in the grocery business. I'm a self-considered nomad having moved over 20 times in my 24 years of life. And no I'm not an Army brat in case you were wondering. I'm a former Christian (at two different times) and now I'm an Atheist/Humanist. I've written blogs for over a year now with over 155 blogs under my ever expanding belt line. I'm also highly addicted to comic books. At last count I was well over 4,500 comics but the number could actually be hirer since I haven't inventoried my collection in a long while. I also love alternative music and art of all kinds. Plus I'm a huge fan of Firefly, Stargate, some Star Trek, the Star Wars universe, LOTR, Harry Potter, Looking Glass Wars, Eragon, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The 4400 and Lost. And for the ladies and the men with good taste I am also a huge fan of Grey's Anatomy. Oh and I'm a huge fan of Showtime's Dexter too.
But enough about me let me hear what you think about me or anything you care to share. Always feel free to comment on my blogs, I can take it from all sides. (get that head out of the gutter right now!) I will warn those that are new that I'm sarcastic, I inject humor into my blogs, I'm passionate about what I write, I can be considered crazy, I research what I write and leave references for you to check and I tend to cuss a lot so don't read if you're easily offended or small children are around. My blog goal is to present the other side of stories, stories you're not hearing about and my always valuable opinion. I have several blog ideas I'm working on right now so expect more very soon. I'm also currently working on the biggest comic book idea I've ever had. It's a project called Wishful Thinking which is about a Muslim-American 17 year old girl that is bonded with a former genii queen and she is thrust into their world to attempt to wrest control back from the evil Jinn and D'jinn.
And in case you're wondering about the title it's actually a quote from our lovely Emperor Bush in April 2004. It's no wonder he's our President with intelligence like that. Later newbies. -Jason COCKrell